Don’t Stat Pad
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The CAs who conducted Winter Closing for the Rosie buildings
Who are Vivi and Charles?
CA Stina is the co-President of this “continental” campus group
What is BAASA?
FIRE! FIRE! But no one knows because someone covered these…
What are smoke detectors?
Things are heating up in the kitchen! These appliances are only allowed in common areas
What are air fryers, rice cookers, kettles?
The water fountains in each of the three Rosie buildings are located here
What are the lobbies?
The strangest pair of items CAs in Rosie found during Winter Closing
What are Brandeis lawn chairs?
This CA is the oldest of the Rosies, but only by 5 days
Who is Vivi?
These comfortable plastic inflatables are (surprisingly) considered a violation
What is an air mattress?
Honk shooo…these larger-than-legal sleeping apparatuses are NOT allowed in Rosie dorms
What are mega beds?
Apparently, this exercise machine is a hidden gem of the Rosie North cardio room because it cannot be found in Gosman
What is the stairmaster?
The most common violation found by CAs in Rosie during closing
What is hanging things on pipes?
CA Vivi - often called away for emergencies - carries shears while on shift for this Brandeis job
What is BEMCo?
These residents of Rosie quad are allowed to drink alcohol in the area
What are none? (Rosie is a dry quad!!)
The only way to utilize the preciousness and functionality of a candle
What are candle warmers?
The total number of residents all of the Rosie buildings can hold, excluding CAs
What is 160 residents? (+/- 10)
Although beautiful, these decorative items don’t make the best vases, as CAs in Rosie confiscated two of them from one suite
What are empty wine bottles?
The primary instrument played by CA Charles in the Brandeis-Wellesely Orchestra
What are timpani?
Brrrr! But close the window or get a blanket, because we will confiscate these...
What are space heaters?
Don’t regress! Blocking these will set you back a whole CSR
What are egresses/exits?
Name 2 of these 5 groups who have access to the Rosie East Dance Studio
Who are Adagio, Chak De, Brandeis Ballet, Kaos Dance, HWAA?
This many CSRs were written between the CAs during the Winter Closing period
What is 15?
This three legged dog frequently frolics through Chapels Field, though the snow has kept her and her owner AAC Olivia inside
Who is Molly?
Despite first thought, these coiling, snake-like items are in explicit violation of the Student Rights and Responsibilities
What are extension cords?
Blub! Blub! This gallon size is the maximum permitted for pet fish tanks (and only fish)
What is 10 gallons?
The full names of Rosie’s namesake
Who are David and Anne Rosenthal?