I Hope This Email Finds You Well
This is the minimum frequency with which you should be checking your email for updates, correspondences, and assignments.
What is daily?
This should be off or on vibrate mode.
What is your cell phone ringer?
This is who you need to contact ASAP if you think you'll be late to the office.
Who is Madeline?
Snacks in the cabinet and center drawer of the fridge are this kind of food.
What is shared?
This HC Team member spent a year in Japan and studies Japanese in her free time.
Who is Madeline?
These should be carefully avoided, especially when emailing with networking connections - a quick read through before hitting send should do the trick.
What are typos?
These useful devices are great for listening to music, but best not to use them during work hours at your desk.
What are headphones?
Speaking quietly in this cattle-named common area is standard practice in an office.
What is the bullpen?
You might not have time to do your dishes, but leaving them here is fine when you're in a rush.
What is the sink?
This fearless HC Team leader grew up in Massachusetts, and now has a family with two kids in Rye, New York.
Who is Gil?
This email feature allows you to reply to everyone on an email chain - an important function to keep everyone on the HC team in the loop.
What is reply all?
Personal phone calls should be taken in this location - it's summer after all.
What is outside?
It's important to make a great impression by staying at the office until this happens.
What is the last analyst leaves?
Eating in the lounge is encouraged, and eating at your desk is fine as well, but try to avoid bringing this type of food into the office - tuna sandwiches and boiled eggs are good examples.
What is strong smelling?
The newest member of the HC Team, he worked for New Mountain Capital before joining the family office world.
Who is Steven?
Between the hours of 9AM-5PM Monday through Friday, this is the maximum amount of time it should take you to reply to an email from an HC Team member.
What is 15 minutes?
Hunter Creek's IT Support, Altourage, should be contacted for any tech issues, including reporting this kind of cyberattack in which scammers pose as HC Team members.
What is phishing?
Life happens - you can miss a day or two in office if you need, but only if you get one of these from Madeline.
What is an excused absence?
This device in our kitchen heats food far more evenly than a microwave, but takes about twice as long.
What is a steam oven?
This HC Team member is engaged!
Who is Keshav?
The #1 email pitfall interns fall into is this action (or rather, inaction)
What is not responding?
This type of Google search result is blocked by HC servers. I suggest you save the online shopping for home anyway.
What is sponsored content?
What is a meeting?
This should be cleaned after each use. Rotting milk in your coffee is a good way to ruin a perfectly good morning.
What is the steam wand?
Originally from Staten Island, this HC Team member speaks fluent Russian.
Who is Jane?