Mom Logic
When mom said/used this, us girls knew we were REALLY in trouble
What are both of our middle names
When we needed cold medicine as kids, we got it but Dad would always say this after we took it
What is "No Water!"
What natural disaster would typically ruin the Barbie kitchen after being meticulously set up?
What is a tornado
This sibling of Keenan's may just be the fastest man on Earth
Who is Nolan
What drink did Shana have 17 of in 1 day in Punta Cana?
What is a mudslide
What does Mom really mean when she says "maybe you should try this.."
What is she wants you to do exactly what she wants
What show did Dad often watch with Shana while mom was working late nights?
What is X-Files
Alina ultimately wasn't cut out for basketball. She kept doing this every 5 minutes during gameplay while she was on the court.
What is fixing her hair
When it comes time for Matt to pass the sauce at Thanksgiving, he often refers to it as what?
What is a bowagravy
When we all went snowboarding, Mara insisted she was a pro but ultimately did what at the top of the ski lift?
What is face planted
When mom tells us an unpopular opinion, what does she start the sentence with?
What is "Well your dad thinks..."
According to Dad, how far away do you need to sit from the TV so your eyes don't go bad (allegedly)?
What is 3X the length of the TV
Back when Mara and Jake used to live in the basement...Mom came downstairs early in the morning to talk to Mara. Jake mastered the art of stillness by staying inside of...?
Who is Mara
What does Keenan think is the cure for an awkward silence?
What is a "Would You Rather"
Mom insisted we could all fit in this vehicle (make and model) when we went to Gulf Shores
What is a Chevy Tahoe
This is what Mom says when she doesn't really agree with or believe something you're saying
What is "mmmm...I don't know about that"
What kitchen appliance did Dad smack Alina's head on when she passed out at the house?
What is the microwave
One fateful night, Mara came home and used the bathroom to find what in the toilet, left behind by Matt & Alina.
What is a used condom
Keenan needed an emergency dentist appointment when he slammed his tooth on this whilst puking
What is the bathroom sink
Last year at the Wilderness, what happened to have the front desk call our room and ask if we were all okay?
What is Shana attempting to cook bacon for breakfast. She set off the fire alarm.
Mom didn't go to the doctor after what event this summer because she said the same thing happened to this one lady and it took away her arthritis (no she did not know this lady).
What is when she got stung by 20 bees
Also a number in German, this was a common phrase Dad would shout growing up
What is "neun"
That famous Country USA night in Shana's senior year of High School...why was Shana late for curfew?
What is she was losing her virginity
Matt has previously tried ending Shana's life by recklessly flinging her off of this motorized vehicle
What is a golf cart
One time, we all went on a vacation and came back to find that Sumoe had eaten 2 1/2 bags of what?
What are chocolate covered raisins