Uh Oh Spaghettios
This professional staff member will help you when Becky is angry about Pilates scheduling and demands a full refund.
Who is Christina?
An alumni plus-1 open-ended membership
What is $78
You do what with the phones at closing time?
What is forward them?
This is the amount of money that should be left in the drawer of each cash register at the end of the night.
What is $100?
This team will win the 2019 NBA Championship.
What is the Philadelphia 76ers?
Something bad is happening in the building. Jordanna yells, "Uh Oh Spaghettios!" and you call this number for UMPD.
What is 8-6666?
Ten guest passes for an alumnus member
What is $75
This much money is left in the Sales Office at the end of the night?
What is $300
You must be this age to use the fitness room
What is 16?
The year the Wellness Center first opened
What is 1996?
Brandon is not in his office and a patron has a complicated issue. You decide to leave Brandon a post-it note. These five things are what you put on that post-it note.
What is the patron's name, contact information, a description of the issue, the patron's desired outcome (if applicable), and YOUR name.
Two 8-packs of personal training for an employee member
What is $545.30
The Sales Office closes at 8PM on Tuesdays, but the building remains open until when?
What is midnight
Frozen memberships must be frozen for a minimum of this many days and a maximum of this many months
What is 30 days and 6 months?
The first director of the Herbert Wellness Center, this man was a mentor of Brandon's since his freshman year and is a University of Miami legend.
Who is Norm Parsons?
Preston hasn't paid his Wellness Center fee but demands to be let into the building because he "pays so much in tuition" and that it's "ridiculous" to let him not work out. He can log onto this Website to pay the fee.
What is Canelink?
An 8-pack of hour long massages for an alumni non-member
What is $525
When opening in the morning, this machine should always be turned on so that it is ready to be used for temporary membership cards.
The laminating machine.
Massages must be scheduled this many hours in advance unless approved by professional staff.
What is 48 hours
In his senior year, Brandon was an intern for this professional staff member.
Who is Tom Soria?
Uh oh! A newspaper reporter called and is asking questions about Wellness Center policies. The reporter wants a quote from a professional staff member. This staff member is who you talk to.
Who is Claudia?
One month of employee membership, plus a locker, towel service, a 30-minute massage and a Bod Pod.
What is $130. ($44 + $8 + $8 + $35 + $35)
This Quarterback CLOSED the deal last year winning the Super Bowl MVP and bringing the Lombardi Trophy to Philadelphia!
Who is Nick Foles
All of the following are eligible for membership except for which one: A) University Trustees, B) $10,000 per year donors, C) an individual who received 23 credits in 1999, D) Citizens Board members.
What is B
Chris will soon be having his 2nd daughter and we're all excited and happy for him. This is the name of his 1st daughter.
Who is Sarah?