Bad luck
Which bone have I broken three times?
Right pinky toe
Who bullies me the most (hint: it’s mutual)
M i c a
Which toenail has never grown back because of ballet? (Extra points if you know which foot)
Pinky toe, right foot
How did Hannah injure me at the lunch table?
Scratched me with her nail and made me bleed 15.5 litres of blood.
Which ear was I deaf in for 3 months?
right
What did I want to be when I was younger?
Astronaut, doctor or artist (I’ll accept either)
How did my pet fish die?
My first group of fish included a fish breed which had a 1/100000 chance of being a cannibal, he was a cannibal. You can piece together the rest.
My second group of fish: we put the tank on a windowsill, they boiled to death
What is the one subject have I consistently almost failed throughout high school? (hint: done in years 7-10)
PDHPE
How did my pet hamster die? (Bonus 10 points if you know his name)
Matthew accidentally hugged/squeezed him to hard
How much have I spent at the canteen since year 7?
$600