Level 1
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
To go to high school.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
Teacher: “Why are you late?”
Student: “There was a sign that said ‘School Ahead—Go Slow.’”
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
Teacher: “Name two pronouns.”
Student: “Who, me?”
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
explain
“I stayed up all night to see where the sun went… then it dawned on me.”
explain word meaning
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Why did the student feel hot in geometry class?
Because there were too many “degrees.”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has one letter?
Envelope
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the student sit on his clock?
He wanted to be on time.
Why did the student bring a pencil to bed?
In case they had to draw the curtains.
I’m on a seafood diet…
I see food and I eat it.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
“Why did the student study in the airplane?”
He wanted a higher education.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!