JOKE book!
days of the week
MORE JOKES!
100

if tim got 3 apples for 9 dollars TOGETHER how much money would that be?

28

100

what day is Monday 

the 18th


100

why did the cow cross the road 

AW MAN MY CARS RACKED

200

a cat gets fed 3 times for the past 2 days how many days did the cat get fed?

12

200

what day is tusday

the 19th

200

I told my docter I broke my arm in 2 places 

he said then don't go to those places

300

how many (paws) toes dose a doggie have?

4

300

what day is wendsday

TODAY

300

what do u call a  sleeping dinosawr

a dino SNAWR

400

JOKE BREAK! why cant a leopard play hide and seek?

becase they are always spotted!

400

what day is thursday

tmoorow

400

why did the math book look sad 

it had to many probloms

500

how many days are in a week?  (counting the week end)

6 I think

500

what day is SUNday

in 3 days


500

whats a trees fav radio stasion

any thing that plays populer hits!