The Chosen
"Get used to different."
Jesus
"The man, the myth, the legend."
OR
"When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be in a bunker made out of THAT MAN'S FACE!"
Scott Sterling!
"Ramming speed!"
Star Trek, First Contact
"But that day is not this day"
Return of the King
"Listen first!"
John Pinett, I don't do ups
"Sometimes you've got to stir up the water."
Jesus
"People wanted to solve this Riddle. Witches be lining up around the block."
"Witches be crazy."
Oh Snape! The Potters
"But we made them cocoa."
Fantastic Beast and Where to Find them #1, Queenie
"But then again, you are very small, perhaps you're right."
Two Towers
"Any normal person would leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person and nobody was home."
Time Hawkins Yoga pants
"There's one bedroom, but it's haunted by my dead grandmother"
"Ooh! I'll take that one."
The woman at the Well's husband and Jesus. (Photina)
"They don't call me Sevvy the bean queen for nothing."
Oh Snape! Wizard foods
"I've got this big head, and these little arms, I'm not sure how well this plan was thought through."
Meet the Robinsons
"My friends, you bow to no one."
Return of the Kings
"If you have a left brain it's going to kick in one of these days."
Jeanne Robertson, Don't send a man to the grocery store
"I'm not oblivious, I'll put a pillow over my ears."
Nathaniel
"A chocolate sculpture of Winston Churchill covered in dirty money."
Channel Surfing.
"I found a bow and learned to shoot, I found a horn and learned to toot. Now I can shoot and toot, ain't I cute?" Pbbbt!
The Court Jester
"That still only counts as one!"
Return of the Kings
"You have GOT to stop eating all food in this house!"
Jeff Allen, Puberty
"Simon, you're looking at me like you want to smash my face with a stone."
Nathaniel
"Bro, this is my little pony!"
A friend's dying secrets.
"Holy cow!"
"Holy goat! Those are Goats! You thought those were cows? Have you ever seen a cow?"
Dwight in Shining Armor
"He's twitching because he's got my ax imbedded in his nervous system."
Two Towers, extended version
"Have you eaten?"
Tim Hawkins, Have you eaten?