Tour Script
Interns
Shifts
Classic Tour Jokes
I-STARS of Yore
100

The first stop on a Forwards tour, known for being backed up

What is ISR?

100

This Intern runs the ISTAR instagram

Who is Evelyn?
100

These three help when you have a question on phones

Who are Jake, Jaylin and Sue?

100
This post-mortem joke has been cut from the tour script.

What is the Cadaver Lab joke? 

100

They used to run the ISLAY chat like the navy

Who is Brandon?

200

This is the official name of the engineering area of campus. 

What is the Bardeen Quadrangle?
200

This intern is notorious for their booming voice on phones and presentations.

Who is Mark?

200

During group tours, you typically don't go into this building.

What is Lincoln Hall?

200

Take a first date (that's also your last) to this location.

What is the Rock Museum in the NHB?

200

He was rejected from 13 RSOs, but he didn't let that bring him down.

Who is John Rehn?

300

Sustainability, Honors, and Unit One are three examples of Living-Learning Communities on campus. How many total LLCs are there?

What is 10?

300

This schedule-maker frequently appears on the Illini Union Instagram page

Who is Jessie?

300

This is the password for the OAR iPads, derived from OAR's address. 

What is 0901?

300

What one might think when contemplating if they should come to class.

What is No-Yes No-Yes?

300

Over the summer, this I-STAR created an I-STAR newsletter which discussed drama, hot takes, and news.

Who is Veena?

400

These three topics can be talked about ANYWHERE on the tour, as stated in the evaluation form.

What are Study Abroad, Safety, and Transportation?

400

This townie Intern often frequents the ACES Funk Library.

Who is Anna?

400

The number of the bag building room, located in the back of the Registrars Office

What is 112?

400

On campus, cars are a little bit like this other mode of transportation.

What is a boat?

400

A former summer employee, this I-STAR of Yore lives with Evelyn and plays the trombone.

Jessamine Britt

500

From 1947 to 1956 the English Building was formerly named _____, which is now the name of a building near the south quad.  

What is Bevier Hall?

500

Hailing from Chicago, this is the only sophomore intern.

Who is Olivia?

500

This is the day of the week and time of day that Transfer tour shifts occur.

When is Fridays from 12-2?

500

The playground in front of the child developmental lab is not just for children, but also for this class.

Who are Freshman?

500

Her Campus Visit journey started in August of 2021 as an I-STAR

Who is Vivian?