It is 7 o'clock, where is Usher?
In his drop top crusin' the streets
How many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and outside.
A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why is that?
He was bald
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
Billy
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
They all do
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
In the movie Training Day, the character played by Denzel Washington says this fictional character has nothing on him, who is it?
King Kong
Name this Disney song...
Colors of the wind
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A Teapot
What movie is this?
Titanic
Name this Disney song...
Under the C
Name this Disney movie...
Beauty and the Beast
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
What is approaching but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
What’s the biggest number you can make with the numbers three, five, and seven?
753
I am a ball that can be rolled but never bounced or thrown. What am I?
An Eyeball
What is the smallest amount of coins you can use to get exactly $0.65?
Two quarters, a dime, and a nickel
If there’s a frog dead in the center of a lily pad right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
Neither. The frog is dead.
Jeff's dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?
Jeff
Solve the following using PEMDAS: The 3 after a 2 is an exponent
8+(32 x 2)-4
1. Inside the parenthesis (32 x 2)
2. Exponents 32=9
3. 8+ (9 x 2)- 4
4. 9 x 2= 18
5. 8 + 18= 26
6. 26 -4= 22
7. Answer is 22