quotes (fresh)
“I have no nails I have nothing to loose
WAIT A SECOND I HAVE SKIN TO LOOSE”
Aarushi, Pd 8/9, May 23, 2022
“By the end of this course I promise you’ll have PTSD. Someone will say 6/3 and you’ll be like ‘OHHH I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS’ “
Mr. Scarpa, 9:00 AM, November 16, 2022
“Look IF I am a guy …. Which I am”
Jayanth, 9:06 AM, November 13, 2023
"i want six guys"
Prajwala, 11:56AM, June 4 2025
person 1: “If your sister cheats on her husband, would you tell him?” person 2: “My sister is 5”
Ria and Dhyaani 9:08 AM, January 31, 2023
“If you buy a kid, will insurance cover it?”
Shanvi, Pd 6/7, April 1, 2022
“You put a racist and a propagandist on Mount Rushmore WHY NOT PUT HITLER ON THERE TOO?”
Mr. Boufford, 10:24 AM, October 10, 2022
“Hello guys, gays, and nonbinary slays”
Rachit, 8:17 AM, October 10, 2023
“You aren’t homeless you just dress homeless”
Ms. Achiron, 9:49 AM, September 11, 2024
“we cant fertilize you now we gotta fertilize soemone else”
Varun, 1:45 PM, January 24, 2023
“Was it meant to be a barbecue or did somebody’s house just light on fire?”
Mr. Kearny, Pd 3, June 6, 2022
“who does my almost all girls group send to do the trivia on women to win? the only guy.”
Tanishka, 4:17 PM, November 15, 2022
person 1: “Define disabilities” *yelled* person 2: “Jayanth”
Dhyaani and Vivin 9:11 AM, February 16, 2024
"but you could say bro romantically too"
Riddhima, 5:26PM, May 16 2025
“I’m not a good girl, I’m a bad girl”
Jayanth, 8:14 AM, April 17, 2024
person 1: “You would be a great monkey” person 2: “Monkeys and orangutans make great friends and I think our friendship proves that.”
Aarushi, 8:24 PM, February 8, 2022
“Everyone is asking me if we are skating. If you want to skate that bad then skate out of my window”
Aarushi, 5:50 PM, December 2, 2022
“Like all these George Washington’s worked their wigs off for nothing”
Riddhima, 8:48 PM, January 12, 2024
“If you touch a man’s hand, you’re married congratulations”
Ms. Achiron, 9:27 AM, October 29, 2024
“They go “How is my kid gonna get into Harvard?” and I was like “Dude that ship sailed in freshman year you should worry about Middlesex””
Mr. Scarpa, 9:16 AM, February 6, 2023
person 1: “I am from Wanghia?” person 2: “You are?” person 1 confused : “I am?”
Shanvi and Aarushi, Pd 6/7, March 10, 2022
“SIMP FOR ME MOREEE”
Varun, 7:35 AM, January 24, 2023
“IF I STAB A KNFE IN YOUR HAND AND I WIGGLE IT AROUND, IS THAT A STENCIL?
Dhyaani, 8:50 AM, March 18, 2024
*referring to gulab jamun* are you doing it's arti?
Mumma, 8:00pm, June 10
“Drunk males are smarter than Phd females”
Animish, 9:13 AM, May 8, 2024