It Is What It Is
What is the square root of 4?
2
Trump eating a brown egg
What is in my pocket?
Yeah this is dumb, -100 points
Golem going vegan but thinking it's just when you eat vegetarians
Am I Scizo?
Wasn't talking to you, - 300 points
Steve Irwing being disappointed in a duck who can only type in English UK
Trolley Problem
On one track, trump and Michelle Obama, on the other, Diet Coke
Whoever made the better argument
You and your local turkey butcher talking about what happens if you get 25 kills in trolley problems
Communism, equalize all points
Whoever sucks up the most wins
Jay Jay has suddenly shrunk to below Sara's size
What is the value of Vigintillion?
Vigintillion
Scientists trying to explain to Facebook addicts that no, H2O is in fact healthy
If Jay Jay is tall what does that make Sara
A nice height
Calvin and LORE ACCURATE Hobbes has appeared
If Your credit card number was your phone number, what is your phone number
Gosh be safe on the internet
Oldest conservative supreme court members deciding how they can outlaw the K-word on facebook
Gambling:
choose a set of points to gamble, double or nothing
Heads
Mormon whos been asked whether to vape once or save their beloved grandma
What Continents is Russia located on?
The best ones
Utah peoples after finding out they don't need trucks to live
What species is Giant Ditch Frog?
It is a Frog
Frogs talking about the secret chemical formulas that made them g-g-gay
Are Tomatoes a vegetable?
No
Ducks who were talking about the housing market who are unsure if the other duck is a duck or if they're just really high
Do you think Pineapple belongs on pizza
Mao Zedong trying to figure out where to get Labor from
Grenade in front of you
Failure, it blew up
Steve Rogers after finding out about furry strip clubs
Was Tetris owned by Russia?
Yes
Deciding there should be 5,182 feet in a mile
How do you spell oashfv
oashfv
Explaining a floppy disk to today's 6th graders
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler
Usain Bolt finishes his races
Modern day 7yo explaining why it's such a travesty that he can't buy the 2,000$ roblox cosmetic to his dead ancestor who died from a tick bite
What are radioactive isotopes used for in the medical Industry
To be able to track where materials go in the body
First person who milked a cow explaining to everyone else how he got milk from the cow
You have been surrounded by 100 ducks, all of which have been equipped with toothpicks as weapons, do you win?
The ducks in this situation
What does KGB stand for?
Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
Rich person asking their very, VERY poor servant who was selected to be their servant to meet diversity quotas, if they should buy an anti-neon-orange picometer sized handbug or a cute dog who has so many health problems they'll only live for a year
If a strawberry isn't a berry, but a banana is, what color is an orange
Orange
The idiots who decided that toothpaste should make fruit stuff taste bad
What is easy to lift but hard to throw
A feather
Karens trying to come with any solution for staying safe from COVID other than masks and Vaccines
How do you finger A-Minor on piano?
Welp alright
Explaining to the authorities why you have 56 watermelons in your trunk
You have been selected to participate in your childhood reality parkour TV show
You don't win sorry
A person who is 24 and is only now discovering Santa isn't real
Ukraine Won
-200 points
Russia's war chiefs explaining to Putin how they're losing to Ukraine