Riddles
You slice vertically for show, horizontal for effects. What am I doing?
Chopping down a tree
when did the WNBA begin?
1997
Who has the most passing TDs in a single season as a Jet?
Fitzmagic
E.V.I.L
Every Villan Is Lemons
how many seconds is a typical NHLTN VO?
:20
What goes CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP?
an Amish driveby
what year did the word ‘sexting’ get admitted into the dictionary?
2012
what New York athlete held a personal press conference to announce that he was straight?
Mike Piazza
F.U.P.A
Fat Upper P**sy Area
how do you make a new MOS Id?
you ask your hisupe
what’s black and white, but red on the bottom?
a nun once a month
what year did Beethoven lose his virginity?
N/A, he never lost it
He was the ultimate rockstar of his day, but there is also a strong rumor that he died a virgin.
the movie 61* about Yankees legends Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle was filmed in another baseball stadium in what city?
Detroit
Gold
En Corral
what is the main new thing that is forbidden from showing in VOs?
pitchers getting checked for substances
I start with a “p” and end with “o-r-n.” I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
Popcorn
what year held the first instance of road head?
1882
the earliest evidence being in Transactions Mining Inst. Scotland 1881–2 in 1882. The word is a compound of the words "road" and "head"
what New York sports team once had a player that was married to their coach’s daughter while playing for him?
New York Giants (Chris Snee)
A.N.U.S
Annual Net Usage Statistics
How many times have HR emailed us since July 10, 2023?
107 times
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
a seatbelt
What year was Johnny Sins Born?
1978
Who’s number 15 New York Knicks jersey is retired?
Earl Monroe
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness
what is the most frequently used computer in the office?
HISUPE 7