Public Enemy #1
The 6th Ifft Child
Family Vacations
Grandchildren
In-Laws
100

This fat ho take 50 seats on the terrace and tips egregiously in cash


Who is Sue Klause

100

This baldie is on the phone with GD daily

Who is Bob Walter

100

This trip was ruined because someone got their finger chopped off

What is Disney World

100

This guy walks 10-20 miles a day

Who is Austin

100

Once had a sculpture made of him by him

Who is Timothy F.J. Wellington

200

This realtor supposedly lost the weight naturally, but everyone knows she went to South America after stealing all of Nana's clients and sleeping with hottie

Who is Stephanie Venus

200

He needs to diet fast and doesn't pay his own dues at the PFC

Who is Pat Smith

200

Heidi's friend Cindy almost got in a fist fight with Eddie here

What is Avalon

200
She's dating a jew, but we love him

Who is Chloe

200
This chronically cold guy goes to bed when it's brighter than a porcupine on a Friday afternoon

Who is PK Goggins

300

This visiting "angel" was "idiot" by Nana when she took William's seat in the Ifft family room

Who is Penny

300

If Eddie told this guy to jump off a bridge, he only would if it were teeny tiny

Who is Jon Epstein

300

This place is where Dennis said "When Mr. Franks has to go, Mr. Franks has to go"

What is Laguna Beach

300

She just escaped the fatties

Who is Meredith

300

"The hot dog was yummy"

Who is Callie

400

Drunk father of soap

Who is Mike Urban

400

She's the curly haired daughter of a cardiologist, both of whom are always drunk

Who is Peggy O'Toole

400
GD chased Dana's satanic friend and the boys off of the beach at this place

What is Stone Harbor

400

By far the most physically fit children ever, but may move away from their father when they turn 18

Who are Izzy and Cruz

400
This girl is ABOUT to be an in-law

Who is Charlotte

500

One of big Ed's nemeses who's daughter was the cleaning lady at Ifft and Palmer

Who is Denny Palmer

500

This guy roamed fox chapel, possibly impregnating many

Who is Scrappy

500

When everyone wanted to disown Dana

What is the Germany Vacation

500

These two are being taught by the same teacher who taught Dana exactly 50 years ago

Who are Margot and Elsie

500

"Who the hell is this?" - Pap Pap

Who is Leona