Defects of Character
The Brain has how many lobes..?
4
I'm a church going drug addict, I go to these meetings..
Celebrate Recovery
Animal mascot of AA
(Give me NA's as well for extra credit)
A Camel
NA members.
"Hey, I'm waiting to make a call (Hint Hint, I've been hovering for 10 minutes), you're only supposed to be on it for.."
15 minutes at a time.
The number of steps the words 'sorry' or 'amends'
(a fancy sorry) is mentioned.
3
I analogized a Sanitarium to a modern day..
Passages Malibu.. you think the poor could afford treatment back then? How about right now.
I believe that we can only keep what we have by giving it away, I belong to this 12 step group:
All of them.
MAT / Medically Assisted Treatment:
I'm a nifty drug that goes both ways; I work for both opioid withdrawal symptomology, and alcohol cravings..
Naltrexone (Pill form), Vivitrol (IV Shot),
Spaghetti (Just seeing if you're paying attention)
True or False: Your alarm clock works just fine.
True: But I guess you put in some kind of effort explaining why you're late to meds, so sit down/let me grab them..
I really want to say sorry to my ex, but they hate me.. I'll abide by this step:
9
Part of the brain at the base that is responsible for autonomic functioning such as heart rate and respiration.
The Cerebellum
I'm a bit of a sexual deviant (No not the 12 step house clients), I'm going to go to this meeting..
SAA
Founder of NA (first name), or the area in which it was founded.. or the decade in which it was founded.
The Words Coming Out of My Mouth Right Now
You just had a sick day, but you're watching TV.. is that even ok??
Yes it is, mind your business.
What is at the heart of the 12th step?
Service to Others.
Telescoping.
SMART Recovery
Fentanyl was originally synthesized (man made) in the 1950s for this specific population of patients..
Hospice Patients
Look at me, I'm free! I'm responsibly strolling in the park! I'm in this phase:
2
Recite Step 12
There's this football team..
Green Bay Packers
NA (What Up) uses the Basic Text,
AA uses the Big Book,
CA uses the...
The Big Book
(Real Original, CA).
Green Bay..
Packers, correct.
Can you steal from a snack bag and still enter the kingdom of Heaven?
I guess we'll all just have to wait and see.