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Old Lectures from Joel
Alternative
12 Step Groups
Super Hard Recovery
Program Rules
100
"We Were Entirely Ready for God to Remove..."

Defects of Character

100

The Brain has how many lobes..?

4

100

I'm a church going drug addict, I go to these meetings..

Celebrate Recovery

100

Animal mascot of AA

(Give me NA's as well for extra credit)

A Camel

NA members. 

100

"Hey, I'm waiting to make a call (Hint Hint, I've been hovering for 10 minutes), you're only supposed to be on it for.."

15 minutes at a time.

200

The number of steps the words 'sorry' or 'amends'
(a fancy sorry) is mentioned.

3

200

I analogized a Sanitarium to a modern day..

Passages Malibu.. you think the poor could afford treatment back then? How about right now.

200

I believe that we can only keep what we have by giving it away, I belong to this 12 step group:

All of them. 

200

MAT / Medically Assisted Treatment:

I'm a nifty drug that goes both ways; I work for both opioid withdrawal symptomology, and alcohol cravings..

Naltrexone (Pill form), Vivitrol (IV Shot),


Spaghetti (Just seeing if you're paying attention)

200

True or False: Your alarm clock works just fine.

True: But I guess you put in some kind of effort explaining why you're late to meds, so sit down/let me grab them..

300

I really want to say sorry to my ex, but they hate me.. I'll abide by this step:

9

300

Part of the brain at the base that is responsible for autonomic functioning such as heart rate and respiration. 

The Cerebellum

300

I'm a bit of a sexual deviant (No not the 12 step house clients), I'm going to go to this meeting..

SAA

300

Founder of NA (first name), or the area in which it was founded.. or the decade in which it was founded.

The Words Coming Out of My Mouth Right Now

300

You just had a sick day, but you're watching TV.. is that even ok??

Yes it is, mind your business.

400

What is at the heart of the 12th step? 

Service to Others. 

400
The phenomenon where women develop adverse health consequences by abusing drugs faster than men is known as..

Telescoping. 

400
I believe that everyone comes to Recovery by many means.. I also establish realistic goals.

SMART Recovery

400

Fentanyl was originally synthesized (man made) in the 1950s for this specific population of patients..

Hospice Patients

400

Look at me, I'm free! I'm responsibly strolling in the park! I'm in this phase:

2

500

Recite Step 12

There's a Step 12? 
500

There's this football team.. 

Green Bay Packers

500

NA (What Up) uses the Basic Text,

AA uses the Big Book,

CA uses the...

The Big Book

(Real Original, CA).

500

Green Bay..

Packers, correct. 

500

Can you steal from a snack bag and still enter the kingdom of Heaven?

I guess we'll all just have to wait and see.