Cats *NOT* by Andrew Lloyd Weber
Cats developed this vocalization primarily to communicate with people rather than other cats.
What is meowing?
This spirit made with agave once spent the night in Ryan's comforting arms after being emptied at a superbowl party
What is Tequila?
This Founding Father was the principal author of the Declaration of Independence.
Who is Thomas Jefferson?
On July 25th, 1996, Ryan was a non-consentual active participant in this medical procedure.
What is birth?
This is Godzilla's original Japanese name.
What is Gojira?
This is the one basic taste that cats cannot detect.
What is sweetness?
This instrument is what Ryan played throughout high school marching band
What is the trumpet?
This geologic period was home to the Allosaurus.
What is the Late Jurassic?
Ryan once had a very fluffy (read: fat and lovely) white cat with this name.
What is Snowflake?
This giant moth is Earth's protector and is accompanied by two tiny fairy priestesses.
What is Mothra?
This Ohio city hosts America's largest cat show.
What is Cleveland?
This simple instrument is often made with simple plastic and tissue paper and adds a buzzing tone to your voice. Ryan received one as a wedding favor once.
What is a kazoo?
This global conflict ended with the signing of the Treaty of Versailles.
What is World War I?
Ryan and Billy once worked at at a church doing this job.
What is landscaping
This giant crustacean serves as Godzilla's primary opponent in Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster.
Who is Ebirah?
Cats are described by this term because they are most active around dawn and dusk.
What is crepuscular?
What is the mellophone? (also acceptable, marching french horn or some variation)
In 1902, the first scientifically recognized remains of this dinosaur were discovered in Montana.
What is Tyrannosaurus rex?
Ryan went though this wet, religious sacrament early on in his life, as many other unknowing babies do
What is baptism?
This weapon is used to kill Godzilla in the original Godzilla, King of the Monsters.
What is the Oxygen Destroyer?
Stubbs, the famous honorary mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, was this type of cat.
What is an orange tabby?
This energy drink soda comes in a bottle. One time, Jake told Ryan that the bottle tastes like apples, so that Ryan would lick it. (Jake lied.)
This treaty officially ended the American Revolutionary War.
What is the Treaty of Paris (1783)?
When Morgan and Ryan walked into eachothers lives, Morgan brought with her these 2, 4-legged furry friends.
Who are Sassy and Woozle
Godzilla's iconic roar was created by doing this to a contrabass.
What is running a resin-coated leather glove over the strings of a contrabass?