The word Riley will correct if you call it "dirt".
What is soil?
The number of buildings on the U of I campus (within 10).
The number of toes cats are supposed to have.
What is 18 toes?
Why did the mormon cross the road?
To get to the other bride.
What do you call a black archaeologist?
A digga.
The hilarious name given to students attending Casey's elementary school.
Who are the "lil grims"?
The number of graduates in U of I's first graduating class.
What is 4?
The fictional character Gooba is most often compared to.
Who is Master Shifu?
The first king of Israel.
Who is Saul?
What do you call and Asian Dwanye Johnson?
The name of Ethan's mom.
What is Jami?
The popular food chain that U of I created the potato for.
The flavor that cats cannot taste (ie, Salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami).
What is sweet?
The woman who lead the Israelites into battle.
Who is Deborah?
Why are medications and pills white?
Because they work.
On Levi's 21st birthday, Maddy was fed this food.
What is a banana?
The animal U of I was first to clone.
What is a mule?
Fruits toxic to cats (any will do).
What are grapes, raisins, citrus fruits, avocados, cherries, tomatoes, and elderberries?
The first miracle Jesus performed.
What is he turned water into wine?
What was Hitler's favorite drink?
Orange Jewce.
What is a pilot's license?
The sport U of I was playing when they were first called "vandals".
What is basketball?
A common food intolerance shared by cats and humans.
What is lactose intolerance?
He spoke 3,000 proverbs and composed 1,005 songs.
Who was Solomon?
Why can't a black man be the pope?
Because when they get called father they run away.