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What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What has branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves?
A Bank
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of Cards
What happens if you do all your missing homework?
You're most likely to get a headache
You cut me up, you chop me up, you dice me up and you cry over me. What am I?
An Onion
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Echo
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A Map
What food loves to yell and shout?
Ice Cream
What starts with E; ends with E, but only has 1 letter in it.
An Envelope
What thrives when you feed it but dies when you water it?
A Fire
What do you a man with no body nor a nose
Nobody Knows
There are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
2
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Finland
What do you lose the moment you share it?
A Secret
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals can jump higher than a house because houses can’t jump.
I have a neck but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
A bottle
What is more useful when it is broken?
An Egg
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
A Watermelon
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
What 4 days of the week start with the letter ‘t’?
Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
The President