Oops...That Escalated
You trip in public. You should:
A) Laugh and keep walking
B) Act like you meant to do that
C) Yell “IT’S THE FLOOR’S FAULT”
D) Start throwing hands
A) Laugh and keep walking or B) Act like you meant to do that
**Extra 50 points for choosing (B) for being funny
They leave you on read. You should:
A) Wait
B) Double text
C) Triple text
D) Send “????”
A) Wait
Your heart is racing. You should:
A) Declare betrayal
B) Recognize you’re stressed
C) Post a cryptic story on snapchat
D) Confront someone immediately
B) Recognize you’re stressed
Friend says “Don’t be lame.” You say:
A) Stand your ground
B) Fold instantly
C) Say "I have rizz"
D) Cry internally
A) Stand your ground
The 10-second rule is:
A) Pause before reacting
B) Decide fast
C) Text faster
D) Ignore everything
A) Pause before reacting
You lose a game. You should:
A) Take the L
B) Blame lag
C) Throw the controller like you’re in the Olympics
D) Accuse everyone of cheating
A) Take the L
You’re about to send “I’m done” during an argument. You should:
A) Hit send
B) Add “for real this time” to the end of your message for dramatic effect
C) Wait and think first
D) Send a breakup playlist with sad emoji's
C) Wait and think first
Anger is usually covering:
A) Nothing
B) Hurt
C) Your plans for world domination
D) WiFi issues
B) Hurt
You’re dared to do something dumb for views. You should:
A) Protect your future
B) Do it for clout
C) Ask if you’ll go viral
D) Blame someone else
A) Protect your future
HALT stands for:
A) Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired
B) Hate All Loud Texts
C) Hurry And Lose Temper
D) Help Angry Llamas Today
A) Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired
You’re mad at someone and type a 4-paragraph essay text. You should:
A) Hit send
B) Add emojis for extra spice
C) Wait 10 minutes and reread
D) Send a voice memo yelling instead
C) Wait 10 minutes and reread
You typed “Fine. Whatever.” and you KNOW you’re not fine. You should:
A) Send it
B) Add a period for extra spice
C) Say what you actually mean calmly
D) Turn off your phone dramatically
C) Say what you actually mean calmly
You feel embarrassed. You should:
A) Move states
B) Replay it 400 times in your head for funzies
C) Change your name to Billy Bob and learn to play the banjo in the circus
D) Breath
D) Breath
Everyone’s gossiping. You:
A) Leave it
B) Add spice
C) Record it
D) Pretend to know more
A) Leave it
Quick calm-down move:
A) Cold water
B) Scream online
C) Slam doors
D) Start drama
A) Cold water
You feel ignored. You should:
A) Communicate calmly
B) Post on snapchat saying “Don’t text me, only the real ones know...."
C) Leave the chat dramatically
D) Start mysterious drama
A) Communicate calmly
You get a mean comment. You should:
A) Ignore or reach out to someone for help or comfort
B) Roast them into next year
C) Start a rumor about this person
D) Expose their receding hairline
A) Ignore or reach out to someone for help or comfort
Reacting is:
A) A personality trait
B) Calm thinking
C) Instant emotion
D) Required
C) Instant emotion
Someone crosses your boundary. You:
A) Say no clearly
B) Explode
C) Say nothing and resent them
D) Ghost dramatically
A) Say no clearly
Real power move is:
A) Being loudest
B) Self-control
C) Winning arguments
D) Blocking everyone
B) Self-control
You’re overwhelmed. You should:
A) Take a break
B) Pull a Britany Spears
C) Delete every social media account
D) Announce a villain arc
A) Take a break
Mid-argument, you want to block them. You should:
A) Delete your entire account
B) Block them instantly
C) Insult them for breathing the same air as you
D) Pause, Process, and Proceed
D) Pause, Process, and Proceed
Responding is:
A) Yelling calmly
B) Waiting and thinking
C) Winning
D) Avoiding forever
B) Waiting and thinking
Your gut says “this feels off.” You:
A) Ask TikTok what the vibe is
B) Ignore it
C) Flip a coin
D) Trust it
D) Trust it
Impulse control is about:
A) Being perfect
B) Suppressing emotions
C) Pausing before chaos
D) Never feeling anything
C) Pausing before chaos