Who Said That?!
Ricky Bobby says to Cal Naughton, Jr.: "If you ain't first, you're last!"
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Cocktail
Whiskey/Ginger (or 7&7)
For 3 very long months when I was 21, I designed drill bits and lived on oil rigs in Texas, Oklahoma, and Pennsylvania for this international oil and gas production company.
What is Schlumberger (or Patterson Oil)?
He is dating my long time best friend, and together they have two dogs named Summer and Paulie.
First time I ever did this was in Karly Krisovenski's basement, and the last time was in my basement.
What is smoking weed?
Marv says to Harry: "All the great ones leave their mark! We're the wet bandits!"
Home Alone
Color (Specific)
Pastel/Light Blue and/or Lilac
This was Jade's major at CMU.
What is Mechanical Engineering (& International Management)?
He got Cole Wargo (who we don't know) banned from Tequila Cowboy because he was using his ID when he got kicked out.
Who is Clay Rehm?
The first time I ever did this was in Ty's attic, and the last time I did this was yesterday.
What is drinking alcohol?
Riley says to Abigail, holding a pair of bifocals: "Daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now, that means that in 1776, it would be 2 p.m."
Abigail replies: "Riley, you're a genius!"
National Treasure
Olive Garden Meal
Chicken Marsala
This is my current company name.
What is Leidos (PG&E)?
She's a hairdresser, and I'll be her bridesmaid next spring.
Who is Kelly Weisner?
The first time I ever did this was at a college rave party, and the last time was a few weeks ago at a club.
What are mushrooms?
Sam to his best friend: "There is good in this world, [friend], and it's worth fighting for."
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Phrase
Who Cares?!
This is what Walt Disney World calls their ride design engineers, and it was briefly my career goal during my 1st year of college.
What is an Imagineer?
He and I sang "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" as a duet during the St. Patricks Day Bar Crawl in 2020.
Who is Tyler Prevade?
The first time I ever did this was at an underground rave in Bloomfield last summer, the last time I did this was at an underground rave in Bloomfield last summer.
What is Molly/MDMA?
A lady says to a jury: "Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55. The 327 didn't come out til '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til '64. However, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center."
My Cousin Vinny
She's my favorite female pop star, with lead hits such as Liquor Store, Disco Man, and Monte Carlo.
Who is Remi Wolf?
This is my current job title.
What is an Electrical Distribution Engineer?
He's super tall, dating my friend Alyc, works with self driving cars, and took Friendsgiving way too seriously and researched best ways to brine and cook a turkey.
Who is Aaron?
First time I ever did this drug was in Myrtle Beach was I was 18; the last time I ever did this drug was in Myrtle Beach when I was 26.
What is acid/LSD?