Carol comes home free from her tears "I should've just returned and gotten the ice cream." She opened her door... "SUPRISE"
Carol got home and is regretting the salad when her work friends surprise her.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days then rides out on Friday. How?
His horse is named Friday.
If I have a bad cough.. and there's a test at school tomorrow.
I will have to stay home and retake my test the next day.
Carol was sobbing all the way home "I didn't mean to I'm so sorry" she cried to her boss.
Carol is crying because no one likes the salad and her boss is mad.
What do you bury when it's alive and dig up when it's dead?
A plant.
If I stay up on my phone in my room all night then...
I will be tired at school tomorrow and unable to think either.
Carol gets to her Christmas party with a salad in hand "I'm sorry everybody there was no time."
Carol brought a salad and is apologizing because she brought a salad instead of ice cream...
When things go wrong what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
If I don't do my chores and my mom sees my room a mess then...
I will probably get yelled at and grounded.
Carol is driving back from the grocery store upset she bought so many extra things, she pulls out her grocery list "You've got to be kidding me!" she exclaimed.
Carol bought everything besides what she needed. (Which I decided was Ice Cream)
What has a head and tail, but no legs?
A coin.
If I give little kids free candy and their parents start eying me then...
I will probably get yelled at and their moms will tell them don't eat it.
Her face is blank. "We wanted to surprise you after your husband told us you were so sad about the ice cream," Emilee stated, "and we pretended to not like your salad so you would come here." Bob Said.
AWW how cute!
Carol's friends threw her a party so she wouldn't be upset about the ice cream.
What can't talk but will still reply when spoken to?
An echo.
If I sell lemonade all summer at a park.
I will probably have a lot of money.