Adding Integers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue...
You wake up at 3 AM in the morning. You go to the kitchen and there is bacon, toast, and jelly. What do you open first?
Your eyes...
What do you do if a teacher rolls their eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back!
Why is the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
Every lunch it went back four seconds...
Why was the music teacher locked out of his room?
Because his keys were on the piano...