Congressional Jobs Described as Other Jobs
Mailman
LC
He's got a twin named Isiah who is a former DO intern
Noah
You pay this at the end of a meal
Hey it's almost time for lunch. Want to get Mission BBQ or Steak n Shake?
Rayburn Ground Floor
H.R. 7024, Tax Relief for American Families and Workers Act of 2024, as amended
Stephen
Customer Service Representative
Caseworker
Ever wanted to visit Ohio? Don't! But this staffer might be a native of this horrible state
Meg
It is a type of bridge or the part of your car that absorbs shocks
What is suspension?
Are you guys busy after this? Can you get my dry cleaning or swing by Postal Ops?
Longworth Basement
H.R. 3848, the Housing our Military Veterans Effectively Act of 2023
Noah
Beggar, but also somehow a Senior VP
DCOS
He is the 7th Member of his family to carry his name
George
The entry room in a commercial building
Lobby
Hey I've got a binder for Claudia's SST hearing, can you run it to her for me?
Rayburn Third Floor
H.R. 7176, the Unlocking our Domestic LNG Potential Act of 2024
James
Babysitter
COS
In the 117th Congress, 5 Republicans represented Upstate New York in the House. This staffer has worked for three of them!
Zev
You may have one by JBL or Bose to play music at a party
Speaker
Claudia needs to go vote but forgot her palm cards to give out. Can you run them to the House floor? Or better yet, meet her in the Rotunda.
Capitol 2nd Floor
H.R. 7454, the Airport & Airway Extension Act of 2024
George
Honestly, just a paid intern with accountability
SA
You might not realize he actually works here, but he worked for an Indiana member previously and actually ran her campaign
Stephen
A group of salamanders
Congress
Obviously it's my first day and need to get my ID. Remind me where the ID office is please, and maybe I'll swing by Au Bon Pain for you
Cannon First Floor
H.R. 676, Coastal Communities Ocean Acidification Act of 2023
Zev