I had an exam at Walmart
I have stigma. I need glasses.
What is astigmatism?
Makes night driving terrible.
What is a cataract?
Glasses that will help you see far and near that have no lines.
What are progressive addition lenses?
VSP and Eye Med
What are vision plans?
My exam will be covered today except for one portion.
What is a refraction?
The coating is peeling off my lenses.
What is (poor) antireflective?
Type of lens to help me see far and near without glasses.
What is an multifocal IOL?
An anti-fatigue lens to relieve near stress.
What is Eye zens?
An adult that can sign for their child and is allowed to view their chart notes.
What is a guardian?
A statement from your health insurance detailing the cost of your medical services. But is not a bill.
What is an EOB?
I see spots!
What are floaters / vitreous?
I see two of you doc!
What is diplopia?
Measures the distance between your pupils with this device.
What is a pupilometer?
The credit card processing company we use.
What is Wind River?
Out of pocket payment for a "covered" health care service.
What is a copay?
Eye turn inward.
What is esotropia?
A tiny device used during cataract surgery that can reduce eye pressure.
What is an iStent?
Specific lenses that filter light to help with migraines.
What are Avulux lenses?
When I should be seen to have flashes/floaters evaluated.
What is asap?
Can have a chief complaint listed as "yearly eye exam".
What is a routine exam?
Disease caused by deterioration of the central retina. Leading cause of vision loss.
What is macular degeneration?
Instrument to measure intraocular pressure.
What is an iCare?
This addition to a lens will bend light.
What is a prism?
Near vision focusing changes that occur with birthdays.
What is presbyopia?
These middlemen jerks are driving up costs of healthcare in the vision sector.
What are VBM? (vision benefit managers)