Packs underwear and toothbrush in Hawaiian shirt pocket
Who is Hank Bones?
100
Czech word for "stick your finger in my ear".
What is uneventful?
100
The first English monarch to style himself "King of England".
Who is Alfred the Great
100
I don't that
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
200
During this man's presidency, Elvis Presley makes his third appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show; network executives decide to show him only from the waist up.
Who Is President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
200
Those who perceive time as an abstract concept.
What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
200
When eaten, Crabby Patties go to this part of the invertebrate body
What are the thighs?
200
Dash
What is the name of Queen Victoria's spaniel?
200
I don't know that
What is calculus? Just what the hell is it?
300
The Library of Congress was established under this President.
Who is John Adams
300
What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
What is A Flat Miner
300
The name of an adorable animal followed by the exclamation of "aaahhhhhh", and the flipping motion of one's hands.
What is a penguin?
300
The cleanest and most ORDERLY of knights
What is the Order of the Bath?
300
I don't know that.
What is replevin?
400
Leader of "My Country"
Who is the guy who looks like a middle-eastern Elvis Presley on 24?
400
The difference between an oboe and a bassoon.
What is you can hit a baseball further with a bassoon?
400
Ouch
What is a "punch buggy"?
400
The favorite Gilbert and Sullivan operetta of Queen Victoria
What is The Gondoliers?
400
I don't know that.
Who is Grandpa's gynecologist?
500
The four Presidents who served in all four elected federal offices
Who are LBJ, John Tyler, Andrew Johnson and Richard Nixon?
500
The name that appears on the address label of Chandler and Joey's TV Guide.
Who is Ms Chanandler Bong?
500
The specific Zerg unit that killed Sarah Kerrigan.
What is... a trick question- she was transformed into the queen of blades, dumb ass.
500
The exact words of George VI to Prince Peter of Yugoslavia when he saw Peter's gold watch chain on his uniform.
What are "Take it off. It looks damned silly and damned sloppy"?