Who is Jaime?
In this location, Primo Jaime contracted COVID and left our family trip early
What is Blue Ridge, Georgia?
THIS family member fears THIS one‘s wrath on their ear crusties
Who are BENJI and JOQUIS?
Not a lucious hair of head on this one, but definitely a folder of good jokes
Who is AVI?
Who is DEBS?
In a moment of fat-shaming, THIS family member told another they would soon be a Macy’s Thanksgiving Float
Who is Beto?
In this place, family members chose Babi or Zeidito and dressed up as them respectively
What is Cherry Log, Georgia? (counts correct if Blue Ridge stated instead)
THIS family member moved THIS other member from our table to a strangers’ in a delicious pizza parlor in St Simons Island
Who are BETO and MAYA?
This family member dated a Hillel Rabbi who later married their children
Who is BABI?
This family member originated mentions of “quabin” in the ISEV Clan
Who is Bern?
In this location, two members of the youngest generation were basically concussed after a sled-hits-wall incident
What is Beaver Creek, Colorado? Bonus points for knowing who the two were and where we ate dinner afterwards
THIS family member forced THIS other member to finish their chicken nuggets
Who are BABI and DEBS?
Would do anything for their grandchildren but not for their granddog
Who is BABI?
This family member’s admirer needed air traffic control for their stomach butterflies
Who is JOQUIS? (bonus points for the admirer’s name)
After purchasing a gift for their parent, THIS family member claimed to have gone to “ningún Unicentro para comprar ningún regalo”
Who is Becky?
In this city, Bernardo was able to convince his sisters and prima to give him free piggyback rides as part of a competition
What is Lisbon, Portugal?
These THREE family members were punished by THIS member and put in time out with hair brushes for entertainment …
Who are JOELLE, LIAT, and ELLIE (JEL) and BETO?
Who is BERN? (stay humble, BTG, it is NOT you)
This family member was in an attempted-stabbing by his own brother in the kitchen one day
Who is ZEIDITO?
When prompted to stop making “happy, happy, happy” conversation, THIS family member told everyone that the movie was too gay
Who is Zeidito?
In this country, the “one who did not dance was a boring one” …
What is Israel? (bonus points for singing full line of the song)
THIS family member has ruined physical touch for THIS member by tickling, hugging, and smushing their “pinkalicious delicious” cheeks
Who are BERN and MAYA?
Broadway lover, good at writing, most unique hair in the family
Who is ELLIE? (or is it JOELLE?, up to interpretation, state your claims and we might just give you points)
This parent-child duo were both attacked by monkeys on separate occasions
Who are BETO and JAIME? (bonus points for each country/place)