Disaster Tourism with Baby Maggie
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At the Cinema
That's Amore!
Imperialist Dogs
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Maggie stops to pray at this Jewish holy site not long before it becomes ground zero for deadly rioting in 1929

The Wailing (or Western) Wall

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Israel's longest-serving prime minister (if you're using his nickname):

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Bibi Netanyahu

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In this 2020 documentary, Pastor John Hagee asserts that "Hitler was a hunter" sent by God to expedite the return of Jews to the Land of Israel.

'Til Kingdom Come

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a'Norway! Well, it is if you're in this capital city, where Israeli and PLO negotiators cooked up the Declaration of Principles in 1993.

Oslo

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This meddling imperialist appears alongside a handsome canine in this 1925 photograph, eight years after he penned an important declaration.

Lord Arthur Balfour

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Look out, Maggie! Here comes Ariel Sharon to march on this hotly contested holy site!

The Temple Mount
(also acceptable: Haram al-Sharif, Al-Aqsa Mosque compound, or the Dome of the Rock)

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The "shaking off" that began in 1987:

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First Intifada

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The eponymous protagonist of this 2013 film scales the separation barrier to pursue a girl--and ends up ensnared in a web of betrayal.

Omar

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In 2009, on the fifth anniversary of his death, this leader's widow told a Saudi women's magazine: "When I married him, I knew what I was in for. I knew that his first love was always Palestine and its capital, Jerusalem. But it was an honor for me to be the second love, after Palestine."

Yasser Arafat

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This world-famous imperialist--and author of "Zionism versus Bolshevism: A Struggle for the Soul of the Jewish People"--had a Bulldog named Dodo and a Poodle named Rufus.

Winston Churchill

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Maggie visits the Cave of the Patriarchs in this West Bank city, where American-born Israeli settler Baruch Goldstein murdered 29 worshipers in 1994.

Hebron

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Nakba blueprint? Walid Khalidi thinks so:

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Plan Dalet

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The scene referenced in the title of this animated film takes place not in a ballroom, but on a battle-scarred street in West Beirut

Waltz with Bashir

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On Valentine's Day in 2022, model Bella Hadid caused a light kerfuffle on Instagram when she posted an image of a heart-shaped candy bearing this message (hint: it rhymes with "Will you be my Valentine?")

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Feller, the adorable Cocker Spaniel pictured here, was the White House companion of this imperialist, who launched a new type of American empire with his 1947 "doctrine" (and later recognized the State of Israel).

Harry S. Truman

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Maggie grabs a bratwurst in this German city where, in 1972, the Palestinian militant group Black September carried out a terrorist attack that killed 11 members of the Israeli Olympic team.

Munich

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Zionist labor federation:

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Histadrut

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"Time" passes slowly in this 2009 narrative film about Palestinian citizens of Israel.

The Time that Remains

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The year before his famous "shuttle diplomacy" brought the Yom Kippur War to an end, this American diplomat is reputed to have told Chinese leader Mao Zedong that "Power is the ultimate aphrodesiac."

Henry Kissinger


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Heidi, the Weimaraner photographed here, may have been lounging nearby when this American imperialist forced Britain, France, and Israel out of the Suez Canal zone (an atypically anti-imperialist move for a guy who had just recently engineered the overthrow of democratic governments in Guatemala and Iran).




Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Maggie narrowly avoids injury while acting as a human rights observer at these mass protests along the Gaza/Israel border in 2018/2019.

The Great March of Return

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An approach to asymmetric warfare first adopted by Israeli military strategists during the Second Lebanon War in 2006:

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Dahiya Doctrine

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The title of this 2011 documentary about the legal architecture of the Israeli occupation is something a sheriff on the American frontier might declare himself.

The Law in These Parts

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This "revolutionary pioneer" spurned romantic overtures from David Ben-Gurion in order to marry the dashing leader of HaShomer, an early Zionist paramilitary.

Manya Shochat

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Here we see just one of several friendly canines recently painted by this retired American imperialist who once declared Ariel Sharon a "man of peace."

George W. Bush