These were roasted on an open fire
What are chestnuts?
"The thing about trains..it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on."
What is polar express?
They couldn't play reindeer games
Who is Rudolf?
You leave these out for Santa
What is cookies and milk?
What is Kwanza?
"In my mind"
What is silent night by the Temptations?
"It's all humbug, i tell you"
What is A Christmas Carol?
She was coming home from our house on Christmas eve
Who is Grandma?
You might get a kiss under this
What is mistletoe?
She starts to defrost in November
Who is Mariah Carey?
This was given on the 5th day of Christmas
What is five golden rings?
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
What is Home Alone?
Their heart grew three sizes
Who is the Grinch?
Jumping jacks in the snow
What are snow angels?
They song 8 days of Christmas
Who is Destiny's Child?
It's beginning to look a lot like.
What is Christmas?
"No one should be alone on Christmas"
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
He wants to know if you're naughty or nice
Who is Santa Claus?
You wrap these around the tree
What are Christmas lights?
The only rapper to do Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer
Who is DMX?
This woman was seen kissing Santa Claus
Who is mommy?
We elves stick try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn and syrup
What is Elf?
Santa's better half..
Who is Mrs. Claus?
If you're not nice, you might have this in your stocking
What is coal?
I'd rather have Jesus, than...
What is silver and gold?