Show:
He did What?
Careers that made me
It's all about the ride
Who's your mama?
Makes no sense
100
A character from a satanic rock group Fernando portrayed on stage dressed in wig and blood stained face in the Talent Show.
Who is the vampire from KISS?
100
Counsel and help illegal aliens and criminals to live healthy long lives with the rest of us.
What is an interpreter
100
It's grey, has plain rims, is nerdy, reliable, and good on gas.
What is a Nissan/Versa?
100
A slap across one's face (nona style).
What is a "bife cachetazo?"
100
A country Alex and Fernando traveled to that caused Alex to lose his hearing.
What is Argentina?
200
Fernando's way of tempting fate as he drives the highways and byways of these great United States.
What is driving with an empty gas tank?
200
Looking at customer's pictures was my past time as I sat in a building the size of a luxury old school phone booth.
What a photo booth clerk does?
200
A soccer dad's car, that runs on 3 cylinders for years even though it was made to run on 4.
What is a Honda/Civic station wagon?
200
3 terms of endearment my mama is famous for.
What is "I kiss you, I love you, I give you chachas?"
200
Who broke a plate over Fernando's head.
Who is Fernando's mom?
300
What Alex and Fernando did to prevent themselves from swimming amongst the glaciers of Ushuaia.
What is known as slipping and sliding?
300
Fernando lost his beautiful curly locks while he spent 6 months as the Nacho Libre of Northern Argentina.
What is a missionary?
300
Fernando's experience on 2 wheels was limited to a Huffy as he rode the streets of Carson.
What is a bike ?
300
Sit down, shut up, hurry, I have to clean.
What mama would say as she gave us our food?
300
Dr. Seuss character that Fernando sang about in Mrs. Marshalls’ class.
Who is the Cat in the Hat?
400
Below 0 Alaskan winter plus not wearing a face cover causes Fernando to experience this pain.
What is frozen facial hair?
400
Lived in the mountains of El Toro and ate locusts and honey.
What is studying to be a priest?
400
An Italian made macho car, liked being parked more than being driven. Italian word for GREAT, AMAZING, AWESOME!
What is Fiat/Bravo.
400
A fun pastime of my mama in her younger years.
What is dancing?
400
Fernando’s secret crush, Teri Garza, sang this Led Zeppelin song about a staircase during the Talent Show.
What is Stair Way to Heaven?
500
Coke Cola, 7-up, and Vernors. A favorite drink of Fernando's.
What is Seebeesan?
500
He was a rent a cop.
What is a security guard?
500
Name of a white precious stone, GT sports car, cherry bomb red, died in a fire on the freeway.
What is an Opel GT?
500
Where did Fernando's mama and pops meet?
What is a dance hall?
500
The brand and type of vehicle Fernando has a love/hate relationship with. He calls Alex and tells him about, then condemns it.
What is a BMW motorcycle?