Subbing
In this sport with minimal friction, the roster is organized by "lines" and they sub every 45-90 seconds.
Ice Hockey
How much time is in one light year?
A light year is not a unit of time you big dummy, it is a unit of distance
The new movie in this franchise comes out today which features many creative ways to get put on a t-shirt.
Final destination
Madden, FIFA, Battlefield, The Sims, Skate
Electronic Arts (EA)
Seniors going to college can expect to put this on during their first year
Freshman 15
The HMS Dreadnought (dope name) was a submarine of the Royal Navy from which country?
The United Kingdom
A team of students from Purdue University recently made a robot that can solve this puzzle in .103 seconds.
Rubik's Cube
This is far and away the number one cause of death worldwide.
Heart disease
GTA, Red Dead Redemption, L.A. Noire, Bully
Rockstar games
This senior, and future NBA coach, has the same birthday as Jimi Hendrix as well as the best man at my wedding.
Mr. Steven Benjamin Jaxon Landfried
Kirk Gibson hit a walk-off pinch hit homerun in the 1988 World Series for which National League team?
Los Angeles Dodgers
What MARVEL show was Miss Minutes in?
Loki
This species kills around 5 people per year on average while humans kill about 100 million of them per year on average.
Sharks
Fortnite, Fall Guys, Gears of War
Epic Games
This senior's birthday is the same day as my wedding. Some people say she's a menace to society, but she's alWRIGHT with me.
What class am I subbing for?
Mr. Mowery
More than 50% of deaths for this species come when they come down from the trees for their weekly dookie.
Sloths
Between 1962-2023, there were 164 reported cases of infection from this protist in the United States with only 4 surviving.
Brain eating amoeba (Naegleria fowleri)
Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Starfield
Bethesda
This senior will be leading all the cheers at Tiffin University next year.
Miss Madelyn Palen
Who won 6th man of the year in the 2024-2025 NBA season?
Payton Pritchard
I got my first Xbox 360 on Christmas 2008. How much time have I spent on all Xbox platforms in the last 16.5 years?
312 days, 7 hours, and 53 minutes
Quick sand
ELDEN RING, Dark Souls, Bloodbourne, Sekiro
FromSoftware
This senior's middle name is the same as the F-R-I-E-N-D-S character that died in a bathtub.
Miss Jillian Pieren