Fall Jokes
Fall Food
Fall Random
Thanksgiving
50

Why do trees hate going to school?

Because they're easily stumped 

50

What is the most popular fall fruit, that comes in over 2,500 varieties in America?

Apples


50

You can eat every part of a pumpkin?

True or false

True

50

What was the name of the ships that brought the pilgrims over to the United States?

The Mayflower

100

How do you fix a pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

100

What is the most common main dish served at Thanksgiving?

Turkey


100

This fluttering fella is the only insect that migrates up to 2,500 miles for nicer weather.

Monarch butterfly


The Monarch butterfly dislikes winter so much that it’ll fly South from America to the warmth of Mexico and parts of California at a speed between 12 and 25 miles per hour

100

Where did the pilgrims land in the U.S?

Plymouth, Massachusetts

200

What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?

Har'VEST'

200

What is one of the most popular baked pastry dish that can be made with either fruit, meat or vegetables.

Pie

200

The one type of tree that never loses its leaves or color.

An evergreen tree

200

What was the year of the first Thanksgiving?

What is 1621

300

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?

Because it needed a filling

AND YOU NEED A PRIZE

300

Popular seasonal drink flavor served in the fall that came about in 2003 from Starbucks

Pumpkin spice


The pumpkin spice flavour profile has been around for centuries. The earliest-known “pumpkin spice” reference dates back to a British recipe from 1675 with pepper, cloves, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Other recipes also contain ginger and/or all spice

300

True or False: Autumn babies live longer.


True

Although the days might be getting shorter, those born in Autumn could live longer, according to a study carried out by the Journal of Aging Research. The study found that 30% of US centenarians born during 1880-1895 were born in the Autumn season.

300

What utensil did the pilgrims NOT use at the first Thanksgiving?

What are forks

400

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

400

A pumpkin is made up of approximately how much water?

A. 45%

B. 60%

C. 80%

C. 80% 

400

Besides pies, what were pumpkins also used for in the old days?

a) remove freckles

b) cure snake bites

c) soothe a tooth ache

d) help fingernails shine

A & B) To remove freckles and cure snake bites.

400

Who was the pilgrims' first military leader?

Who is Miles Standish

500

How do trees get onto the internet?

They 'log' in

500

A sticky treat made specially during Halloween and fall harvest that includes fruit on a stick.

Candy apple

500

How many countries call it fall instead of autumn?

a) 1

b) 3

c) 5

d) 7

A)1 

The USA

500

About how many million turkeys are sold every year in the U.S?

What is 280 million