Fall Jokes
Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped
What is the most popular fall fruit, that comes in over 2,500 varieties in America alone.
Apples
Which country invented bobbing for apples?
a) America
b) Australia
c) England
d) Germany
England
A gobbler!
What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
Har'VEST'
What is one of the most popular baked pastry dish that can be made with either fruit, meat or vegetables.
BONUS: What is America's favorite type of this dish?
Pie
BONUS: Apple. The clear winner for the United States as a whole was (not surprisingly) apple pie with more than 27% of sales going to the traditional flavor.
The one type of tree that never loses it's leaves or color.
An Evergreen tree
Americans buy enough candy during Halloween week to fill six ____.
A. Titanic ships
B. Football Fields
C. Grocery Stores
A. Titanic Ships. On Halloween, we spend an estimated $9 billion on it.
How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
What is the most common main dish served at Thanksgiving?
Turkey
88% of Americans surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
What are the spices in McCormick's pumpkin pie spice?
Cinnamon, allspice, ginger, and nutmeg
______ forget about the majority of nuts they bury, which helps regrow forests.
A. Squirrels
B. Ants
C. Rabbits
A. Squirrels
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears
Popular seasonal drink flavor served in the fall that came about in 2003 from Starbucks. Today, Starbucks reports over 20 million are sold in latte form each year
Pumpkin spice
Pumpkins are brimming with what essential nutrient?
Vitamin A, 1 cup of cooked pumpkin contains 245% of your daily recommended Vitamin A intake.
The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed .....
1000lbs, 1200lbs, 2200lbs, 2700lbs
2,749 pounds is the largest recorded pumpkin, which is the size of most medium sized campers
How do trees get onto the internet?
They 'log' in
A sticky treat made specially during Halloween and fall harvest (Hint: it is served on a stick)
Candy apple
If you throw a pumpkin in water, will it sink or float?
It will float! And if your not quick, it'll float away and you will have no pumpkin carving activities during fall
Where is the Pumpkin capital of the world?
Texas, Michigan, California, or Illinois
Morton, Illinois. They process 85% of the worlds canned pumpkin in this small town at the Libby's Pumpkin factory.