Things that sound vaguely like the bday ppls names
a $5 foot long might sound like a good deal, but I wouldn't buy it from this guy
Jared from subway
Soft and Cushiony
This is where I sit and chill
Guests shall not enter
The kitchen
Kahwa-Bunga
A remote, private gataway situated in the Caribbean. Great place for networking but I wouldnt bring the family
Esptein's Island
Long and orderly
All is in its proper place
exhilarating
Lines
If Timon and Pumba ate more of this broccoli, they might really have had no worries
Hà-kuna Matata
Icy ground diverging from the horizontal
Slippery Slopes
An archetypical fantasy character with a divine oath to do good. But he's smol and cute.
Paladin-ini
Too young to buy beer but old enough to bring to beach day. This guy sure knows how to pick 'em!
David Giampa
Protruding and proud
Pulling in the air around me
nothing is sexier
big nose
Burger King of the hill
Argentinian water fowl that goes with the flow
Lucy Goosey
The atmosphere is his biggest red flag. Dont let him catch you breathing cause he's got an ___ ___
air ick
Skin bleach wasn't enough to hide hide this guys true colours!
Michael Jackson (allegedly)
slice and dice i do
the toil of my fortnight
slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
soup
Ill give you a pair of soggy buns in return for a hot weiner
Belle Quid Pro Quo
Goin' door to door Spreadin' Christmas cheer
Carolin'
An annual celebration for animals bearing long sharp nails. ___ ___ AH!
Claw Day AH!
A clown act so bad, it landed this guy in jail rather than a circus
John Wayne Gacy
not to be tainted
as perfect as it is plain
you can keep your sauce
hotdogs
Meat so good, you'll just narrowly avoid taking the lord's name in vain
Smoke Meat Pete's Sake