Spring
Some birds do what in the Spring?
A) Fly South
B) Migrate North
C) Ruin the paint jobs of cars
Migrate North
Figure out the punchline for this joke: What do you get when two plants kiss?
A) Lilies
B) Roses
C) Tulips
Tulips (or Two-Lips)
This is what you get into to cool off at the end of Spring?
A) A hot tub
B) A pool
C) The bathtub
A pool
This animal comes out in spring and starts singing.
What is a bird?
This is where you go to play on a playground, play different games outside, or to walk on a path.
What is the park?
How many months are in the Spring season?
A) 2 months
B) 3 months
C) 4 months
3 months: April and May, plus half of March and half of June
Figure out the punchline for this joke: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A) My stress level
B) Traffic Accidents
C) An Umbrella
An Umbrella
What bunny comes out in Springtime?
A) Bugs Bunny
B) The Easter Bunny
C) The March Hare
The Easter Bunny
This animal comes out of hibernation in the Spring.
What is a bear?
You do this in water using a pole and bait.
What is fishing?
When the Northern Hemisphere is celebrating Spring, the Southern Hemisphere is having what season?
A) Fall
B) Spring
C) Summer
Fall
Figure out the punchline for this joke: Why couldn't the flower ride it's bike?
A) It lost it's petals
B) Knock, knock...
C) Umm...because it's a flower
It lost it's petals
This is what you hunt for on Easter.
What are eggs?
This type of animal has litters of harmless, cute, chubby-cheeked babies that will begin to appear in Spring.
What are chipmunks?
This is something you do around your home.
What is spring cleaning?
What major holiday occurs in Spring?
A) Christmas
B) Easter
C) Halloween
Easter
Figure out the punchline for this joke: What type of bird should you never bring to a bank?
A) A Car-dinal
B) A Rob-in
C) A Pen-guin
A Rob-in
This what you do to get rid of stuff in the Spring time.
What is a yard sale?
This animal is very beautiful on the outside but MEAN in the inside.
What is a swan?
This is what you plant around your house in Spring.
What are flowers?
What is the first day of Spring called?
A) Autumnal Equinox
B) Spring
C) Vernal Equinox
Vernal Equinox
Figure out the punchline for this joke: Which month can't make a decision?
A) A-pril
B) MAY-be
C) MAR-ch
MAY-be
This sport begins its season in Spring.
What is baseball?
This animal gives birth to a FAWN.
What is a deer?
These flowers bloom first in Spring.
What are Crocus, Daffodils and Snowdrops?