ME
Often made of seven geometric pieces, this toy can become a cat, a house, or a rocket depending on how you arrange it.
What is my first toy?
You forgot to configure this alteryx tool and it defaulted to 16,384 rows. RIP memory.
What is Sample?
It’s the coldest place on Earth... but you still can’t legally own land there.
What is Antarctica?
This fruit has more genes than you.
What is a Banana?
It’s not really yours until you check if this gets deducted first.
What is tax?
Clubs, concerts, and overstimulating malls all have this in common and it’s why I tend to avoid them.
What overstimulates my senses?
Your workflow has 38 tools, but your dashboard still says: “No data.” What did you forget?
What is input?
They banned Google Maps for showing the wrong border, then made their own map app... which also got banned.
What is India?
This fruit grows upside down and takes two years to grow one.
What is Pineapple?
This invisible fee appears when you swipe your card at 2 a.m. and act like it didn’t happen.
What is impulse spending?
It’s the meal that brings others joy, but I haven’t quite found mine yet.
What is my comfort food?
A process that repeats itself until a condition is met, or until you CTRL+C out of fear.
What is a loop?
This country "accidentally" built a wall inside another country
What is China?
This organ is technically outside your body.
What is Skin?
You need 2 of these to get 1, but no one accepts them unless you already have one.
What is valid ID?
According to family lore, I started talking at this age: a whole six months ahead of schedule.
When did I say my first word?
You applied a filter, grouped, ungrouped, summarized, and re-aggregated. But what you needed was:
What is WHERE?
This city is built in a desert where it rains once every 100 years. And people still move there.
What is Dubai?
This is the only number that’s the same in Roman numerals and Arabic numerals.
What is Zero?
It costs nothing, is surprisingly hard to do, and is the reason your life is in shambles by Tuesday.
What is sleep?
Whether it's rice or ramen, I always eat with just my right hand.
What is my table mannerism?
It’s everywhere, it’s sneaky, and your JOIN won’t work until you clean it.
What is white space?
Once a paradise. Then a U.S. nuclear test site. Now it's a diving hotspot. Origin story of SpongeBob
What is Bikini Atoll
You only use 10% of this... except, you don’t. That’s a myth.
What is Brain?
You didn’t budget for this expense, but it keeps showing up every time you “step outside.”
What is food?