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Things People Do When Angry
Annoying Sounds
Things Kids Do
Bodily Functions
100

Apparently, this is the "blackest" fruit you can fall in love with and you are crazy if you don't enjoy this.

What is Watermelon?

100

Gaze for long period at others

What is stare?

100

At a nursery or daycare that's short staffed? Be prepared for this horrendous sound.

What is crying?

100

Digging for gold? One should always wash their hands after this disgusting activity

What is picking their nose?

100

Ate too much QDoba? Expect to hear and smell plenty of these.

What are farts?

200

If you love this day of the week, you are definitely not African American.

What is Monday?

200

Forcefully place balled hand on object or person repeatedly

What is punching?

200

Don't take a moment to glance down at your phone at a red light because before you know it, you'll hear this loud startling sound behind your vehicle.

What is a honk?

200

Mom just made a huge breakfast and she is calling the kids down to eat. No one responds.

What is ignoring?

200

Drank too much alcohol? I suggest you better be close to a toilet or bucket if you don't want to ruin anyone's throw rug

What is throw up?

300

Enjoying one or the both of these shows, apparently makes you the "Caucasian" of your friends group.

What is Seinfeld or Friends?

300

Could be spelled in two different ways depending on who it's coming from. You definitely don't want to use these type of "words" in a religious setting

What is cuss?

300

Ding Dong! Let's not expect this animal to not make this particular sound when the bell rings.

What is a bark?

300

Wondering if your kid will pay the electric bill this month due to this inconsiderate behavior? Think again.

What is, leaving all the electronics on?

300

Expect to release this throughout the day, especially if you keep yourself hydrated

What is urine?

400

Go ahead and just take my card, because I do not love that blank from blank.

What is Chicken from Popeyes?

400

One could describe this as very loud off key singing

What is screaming?

400

Someone trying to get their way, young or small, usually resorts to this soprano/falsetto like sound.

What is whining?

400

Call them a wire at times because they are definitely listening and repeating things back to the wrong people.

What is eavesdropping?
400

Feeling a bit sleepy? This action is said to be contagious

What is a yawn?

500

This is the Caucasian version of Cash Money Millionare Juvenile's "Back That Thang Up."

What is Don't Stop Believin

500

You don't have to be Mike Tyson to want to do this when you're extremely upset

What is fight?

500

To continue talking while you are yawning

What is Yalking?

500

Don't try to engage in an important conversation with a friend or colleague. Your little ones are sure to do this multiple times.

What is interrupting?

500

Indigestion? Fullness? Expect this to happen

What is a burp?