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100

This man loses his mind if you dare call him by his first name 

Who is Will Keaveny 

100

During an IWU football practice, this Wildcat reportedly tackled three teammates, spike his helmet at midfield, and screamed at the tackling dummy for "looking at him funny" - a classic case of roid rage. 

Who is Garret Hathaway
100
This coach teaches us that blitz equals opportunity, yet somehow his only date is with game film.

Who is Coach Palmer.

200

This coach did not pass 5th grade English.

Who is Coach CD
200

Players claim this IWU defensive line coach is impossible to miss during film review because his "all-star backside" takes up two chairs in the meeting room. 

Who is Coach AT. 

200

This player swears he made it 'out the mud,' but the mud in question was his gated community. 

Who is Deveon Franklin. 

300
This coach his holding onto his hairline like it's a fourth-quarter lead... and still blowing it. 

Who is Coach Rode

300

This player treats team rules like speed bumps, annoying but never a reason to stop. 

Who is Antonio White. 

300

Who is Arjun Lothes favorite receiver in his career?

Who is Caden Curry. 

400

This player is not allowed within 200 feet of a school, but somehow he's still on the roster.

Who is Ben Miner

400

This player has a tribute tattoo to his 'hometown'... even though closest he's been to it is on Google maps. 

Who is Ben Miner. 

400
This group claims they're just getting clean, but the showers look more like a group date - candles, eye contact, and someone always dropping the soap.

Who is the Oline group.

500

This coach has proven to be smart, tough, fast, and relentless... in the bedroom.

Who is Wilson Wirebaugh.

500

He missed practice, not for a pulled hamstring, but for a pulled heart string. 

Who is Will Davis. 

500
He's got the best pursuit angle on the team, but only when you're naked in the shower.
Who is Wade Melanson.