THE JEP-TONES WORLD TOUR 2006
FLAGS OF THE WORLD
BUT FEAR ITSELF
MIDDLE ENGLISH CLASS
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR
200
'More popular than Regis, the Jeps play their last stadium gig in San Francisco, like this band did on Aug. 29, 1966'
The Beatles
200
'Most of this nation is a mountainous plateau'
Switzerland
200
'Your only option may be to lie down if you have stasiphobia, a fear of standing, & thaasophobia, a fear of this'
sitting
200
'From the Middle English for "quarrel", this word often follows "bench-clearing"'
a brawl
200
'A killer stalks a Michigan resort in the thriller "Dead of" this season'
winter
400
'After a stint with the Maharishi, the group tries Kaballah with this singer whose hits include "Beautiful Stranger"'
Madonna
400
'Ja, they know how to ski real good in this country, whose flag is seen here'
Norway
400
'Cryophobics won't add this to their glasses of whiskey'
ice
400
'From the Middle English for "unconditioned", it precedes "zero" at about -459 F.'
absolute
400
'"The Pit and the Pendulum" helped secure his reputation as a master of lurid gothic suspense'
Poe
600
'The Jeps cover this group's 1988 Top 10 hit "Welcome To The Jungle", until the inevitable cease-&-desist order'
Guns N\' Roses
600
'It covers more than 3.7 million square miles'
China
600
'Fearing this, a linonophobe could never work a yo-yo'
string
600
'This word from the Middle English means "nothing" to me & is often found after "come to"'
naught
600
'7-year-old Charlie McGee exhibits rather explosive psychic powers in this 1980 Stephen King book'
Firestarter
800
'No way! The Jeps' "Potpourri" video isn't the 2005 VMA Viewer's Choice; this band's "American Idiot" is'
Green Day
800
'Two continents are spanned by this nation'
Turkey
800
'Scared of these, a chromophobe probably liked NBC better before the peacock'
colors
800
'From Middle English for "to chop", it means to bargain over a price'
haggle
800
'In Dean Koontz books, this 240-year-old doctor is alive today & masquerading as biotech tycoon Victor Helios'
Dr. Frankenstein
1000
'Oops... the 'Tones hire Mensa's Angels as security at this speedway in California, site of a 1969 free concert by the Stones'
Altamont
1000
'In 1903, this country, seen here, was moved from one continent to another'
Panama
1000
'A man suffering from gynophobia & gymnophobia would be doubly afraid of women who are this'
naked
1000
'"Is this a" word from Middle English "which I see before me"?'
a dagger
1000
'Shirley Jackson's "Haunting of" this title place has unnerved readers since 1959'
Hill House