YOU'RE PROPANE
THE SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR
YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
BEFORE & AFTER
MORE NASAL PASSAGES
200
'Propane-fueled burners provide this to lift balloons; politicians make their own'
hot air
200
'After this exploded in 1898, Clara Barton wrote, "The air was filled with a blaze of light"'
the U.S.S. Maine
200
'"Hey Jude" was written for someone with this last name'
Lennon
200
'"Everybody hates" this comic who is a huge limestone mass overlooking the entrance to the Mediterranean'
Chris Rock of Gibralter
200
'The poem "Sing a Song of Sixpence" says, "Along came" one of these birds, "and snipped off her nose"'
blackbird
400
'To a backyard barbecuer, LPG is this type of "propane gas"'
liquid
400
'The war to free Cuba actually began half a world away in the Battle of this bay on May 1, 1898'
Manila Bay
400
'U2's "Pride (In the Name of Love)" is a tribute to this man who died in 1968'
Martin Luther King, Jr.
400
'Drew Carey game show that's constitutionally guaranteed by the second amendment'
The Price is Right to bear arms
400
'"Ful weel she soong the service dyvyne, entuned in hir nose ful semely" in the prologue to this masterpiece'
The Canterbury Tales
600
'One of the 2 substances in which propane occurs naturally'
(1 of) natural gas or petroleum
600
'Joe Wheeler, a cavalry leader in this war, was a fire-eating general in the Cuban campaign'
the Civil War
600
'Stevie Nicks said this Fleetwood Mac song was about a Welsh witch'
"Rhiannon"
600
'The headstrong tomboy in "Little Women" who's a documentary about emperors in their antarctic breeding grounds'
Jo March of the Penguins
600
'The heathens "have ears, but they hear not; noses have they, but they smell not" in no. 115 of this Biblical book'
Psalms
800
'Propane's chemical formula is C3H8, meaning it's one of these compounds named for its 2 components'
a hydrocarbon
800
'In this July 1, 1898 battle, the U.S. gained the high ground overlooking Santiago but lost more than 200 men'
the Battle of San Juan Hill
800
'His song "Moon Over Bourbon Street", about a vampire named Louis, was inspired by an Anne Rice character'
Sting
800
'The stereotypical bad behavior of a U.S. citizen overseas is a TV show featuring Paula Abdul'
Ugly American Idol
800
'"My nose itched," wrote Jonathan Swift, "and I knew I should drink wine or" do this to "a fool"'
kiss
1000
'Ethanethiol, which serves this purpose, is usually added to propane so leaks can be detected'
smell
1000
'In annexing the Philippines, this president said that "The march of events rules and overrules human action"'
William McKinley
1000
'"Wish You Were Here" by this rock group was dedicated to founder Syd Barrett'
Pink Floyd
1000
'35th state that longs for "A Room of One's Own"'
West Virginia Woolf
1000
'"The nose of a mob is its imagination, by this...it can be quietly led", said this poet known for his "To Helen"'
Edgar Allan Poe