spitting verses
Recite John 3:16
what is for Jesus so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him would have eternal life
You just sinned because you _____ my heart
what is stole
when I lose a board game I think "what would Jesus do?" so I...
what is flip the table
Whaaat kind foods did Jesus multiply for the hungry crowd
what is loaves and fish
first person to see Jesus after resurrection
who is Mary Magdalene
Shortest verse in the Bible: "Jesus ____."
what is wept
So last night I was reading the book of _______ and then I realized.. I don't have yours
what is numbers
Jesus: one of y'all is a traitor
Disciples: no way
Jesus: ______
what is yahweh
Jesus cast demons out of a person into whaaat animal
what is pigs
Sarah was about this old when she had her son
what is 90 years old
Ephesians 2:10 "For we are God's _______, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do"
what is handiwork
The falling of a certain city in the Bible is referred to in this rizz line: If I march around you 7 times will you fall for me?
what is Jericho
*tough math test question*
Christian response: _____ __ ______ ___ ______
what is Jesus is always the answer
God turned Lot's wife into whaaat
what is a pillar of salt
Moses' sister
who is Miriam
Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will ___ or ___; or about your body, what you will wear."
what is eat or drink
Jacob waited this many years to marry Rachel
what is 7
Moses: ramses I'm sorry I diagnose you with letma
Ramses: what's letma
Moses:
what is letma people go
Holy Spirit did whaaat after children called Elisha a baldy
what is send a bear to maul them
she killed a dude with a tent peg
who is Jael
Recite Revelation 22:21, the last verse in the Bible
what is the grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen.
the Bible says to think about whatever is ____ and ______... so ive been thinking about you all day
what is pure and lovely
God's advice when you can't get your computer to work
what is have you tried turning it off for three days then turning it back on
Balaam's donkey did whaaat
what is speak to him
The only female military leader and judge mentioned in the Bible
who is Deborah