Admins 1
These are the junior big bosses of EG
Who are Mei Lin Ballots and Srivatsan
These are the senior big bosses of Housing and Innovation in Revit
Who are Matthew (who the hell is Matthew?) and Kaz the lulz bot?
This acid dad does not in fact bring the soil tender
Who is professor Jack Bringardner?
This man owns 2 farms with a fox, a hen, and a corn
Who is farmer Georgi?
The place where all dreams go to die
Where is Zoom Open Lab?
These are the co-admins along with William and Karenna
Who are Bharandee, Research and DevelopMinh
These people are in charge of the EG website ... but also not??????
Who are Hindi Abordo and Danish Etienne
This man single-handedly defeated Mewtwo
Who is professor Peter Li?
This man was the first person on the Lunar Agricultural Zone
Who is Astro Georgi?
This is the NYU version of Moderna
What is Pfizer auditorium?
They call themselves "Guardians of the Label Maker". What a bunch of a-holes
Who are Invenjorry, Zinventory, William I is for Inventory, and Mirventory?
These are full stack developers paid McDonald's burger flipper wages
A Dell, A DanielBase, A Lujie Linux
EG's source of vitamin D
Who is professor Rui of sunshine Li?
This printer used the be named after a legend
Who is Perseverance the printer?
According to google "poke roughly or quickly, especially with something sharp or pointed"
What is the Jacob's Academic Building?
These are the PRO-fessional toes
Who are Ben not Shapayroll (aka the guy who once gave Zi a black eye), Mira not Mir Na-veen, Analeah not R andaleah, and Thomas not the tank engine?
These people are in charge of little schmoney
Who are Ed Dollar Dough and KryptoKaitlyn
This professor was in a Dr Seuss book
Who is professor Cindy Lou?
This man got EG TA's their OG pay raise
Who is "dolla dolla billz yo" Georgi?
The original resting place of that weird bridge from Wuhan
The old maths department
These are the admins in charge of big schmoney
Who are Ben Shapayroll and People Synchney?
I actually don't know what these admins do
Who are KT-MI and US-Bianca
Chemicals go brrrrrrr
Who is professor Ingrid Paredes?
This man got his professional M.E. degrees from Columbia University
Who is Curious Georgi?
Middle Storage
The Table. ifkyk