Movie Characters
He's a hockey player, but ends up on the PGA tour
Happy Gilmore
He recorded subliminal messages to brainwash his crush into asking him to the dance. Got the tapes from The Spinning Lizard.
Zack Morris
She is the disciplinarian at Homewood Middle School - don't get on her bad side
Coach Martin
Mischevious feline who causes trouble on a rainy day at home
Cat in the Hat
He wouldn't let Kevin sleep in his room if he was growing on his ______!
Buzz
No one from back home believes him, but he's a walk-on football player at Notre Dame
Rudy Rudiger
She cares more about her pottery than about getting what the family really needs: Pepsi
Norma Arnold
He has been tossed out of several youth sports events. Also a big Tennessee fan
Ky Gregory
In the Dog Man series, he is the son of Petey.
Li'l Petey
He ruined the 4th of July in Amity with his giant teeth and lifeless eyes. Dunnnn-Dun!
JAWS
He slipped on his toilet seat and then invented something that makes time travel possible
Doc Brown
DAILY DOUBLE
He is fond of hitting golf balls into the ocean. Titleist, in case you're asking.
Kramer
This is the nickname of the owner of Bandwagon Sports
The Godfather
Wealthy, proud, and initially aloof male character from Pride and Prejudice
Mr. Darcy
Once he got a wonderful, awful idea and acted on it while saying Poo Poo to the Who's.
The Grinch
Shelly Long played this Troop master in the most prestigious neighborhood in California
Phyllis Nefler
Lola bids on and wins Bugs in a Bachelor auction. This character wins Daffy
Granny
He played point guard for Homewood last season. Lots of AURA around his game
Kaleb Carson
The narrator and protagonist of The Secret History by Donna Tartt
Richard Papen
He eats breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans that are trained to kill him, so if he wants to order a Code Red, he'll order the Code Red! You just can't handle it.
Col Jessup
This kid is new to town, can't throw or catch, and doesn't know how S'mores work. He's KILLING us!
Smalls
This character is the deputy sheriff of Mayberry. He has one bullet in his pocket.
Barney Fife
He HATES basketball
Jack Alberson
He loves to quote Latin sayings but has no idea what they mean. He enjoys a glass of buttermilk, game of cards, and the company of a feisty woman.
Gus McCrae
She's green with envy and is going to get Dorothy...and her little dog too!
The Wicked Witch of the West