Book Report
What is the name of the book that Jake does his review on?
The Shortest Giant In the World
What country was Jake in the class activity?
Australia
What does Jake insist to be called?
The Dentist
What did Jake do with the pink paint in Pierre's car?
Smeared it under his eyes like eye black.
What was the rule of Jake's band?
No instruments or music.
What was the name of the shortest giant's cat?
Mittens
What was "Basically an A" on Mr. Allen's grading scale?
A Stegasaurus
Fill in the blank "hey, hey, no, no..... have to go"
Table Napkins
What was the key of outweirdoing the weirdo?
Go with the flow.
What is the name of Jake's band?
Crazy American People Who Do Not Make Any Zense
How Tall is the Shortest Giant?
5'8
What "instrument" does Jake play in music class instead of the piano?
A Kazoo
What did Azure make a sculpture out of
Chairs
What did the dentist need to make his sculpture?
Garbage
What was Jake's homework?
To chew on a piece of gum for six hours and write a play about it - not watermellon gum
What is the name of the girl Larry Dates? <3
Emily Knifethrower
When does Evan do his best thinking?
When he's stuffing his face
What club is only for birds?
The parakeets for peace
What was the custodian's nick-name?
Cool Earl
What are Devin and Snake dressed up as for Halloween?
A pirate and a cowboy
How long is the book?
Over 900 Pages Long.
Crust First
What club do you have to bring your own ice?
Varsity Mice Hockey
Who was a college super star?
Assistant Principal Briggs
What was Jake's talent at the talent show?