Fictional Detectives
Made Up Names That Jake References
Fire Emblem
Things Jake Says at Specific Times
Video Game Songs Thrown Through A Thesaurus 2: Vengeance
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This video game detective with a heart of gold often gets his salary cut, and refers to everyone as "pal."

Who is Detective Gumshoe?

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A great leader that was sealed away inside of a mountain for being too powerful.

Who is President Rushmore?

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This Fire Emblem character appeared in the Super Smash Bros series before their own game was released, making them technically a smash original.

Who is Roy?

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Jake likes to say this whenever he throws something at an enemy in a video game.

What is "Have one of these!"?

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Survive as well as Study

What is Live and Learn?

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This video game cleric acts more like a detective than an actual cleric.

Who is Temenos?

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This figure is the owner of League of Legends.

Who is Riot James?

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This Fire Emblem character had poison placed in their mutton.

Who is Dorcas?

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Jake will say this when a certain character in a platform fighter finds victory.

What is "And the Rayman Legend continues"?

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Astray Within Contemplation Entirely Isolated

What is Lost in Thoughts All Alone?

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This anime detective is thought to be dead, but unbeknownst to their would-be killers, they simply shrank into a child's body.

Who is Detective Conan?

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The best hockey player to ever touch the game.

Who is Chris Hockey?

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Fire Emblem commonly has unique dialogue between playable characters and bosses, and these two characters have Jake's favorite boss dialogue in the series.

Who are Joshua and Caellach?

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Jake will say this when there's a pair of something.

What is "Double Mischief!"?

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Harbinger Regarding Shadow

What is Herald of Darkness?

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This video game detective is a member of the international police, and appears in six mainline games to investigate various villainous organizations.

Who is Looker?

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This name, created when Eleanor made Jake play an admittedly banger dating sim, is Jake's default name when playing any game that has a dating sim aspect even now.

Who is Lianna Deathblossom?

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Fire Emblem is a large series, but it's only ever had a crossover with this series.

What is Shin Megami Tensei/Persona?

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Jake will occasionally say this when he prevails in any situation.

What is "Victory, Victory~"?

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A Blade Which Bisects Badness

What is The Sword That Cleaves Evil?
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This Detective serves as one of the main protagonists of one of Jake's NaNoWriMos.

Who is Flynn?

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Jake sometimes uses this name in place of Urgot's name.

What is Utgar?

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This Fire Emblem character's first visual depiction was in the Mario Kart: Double Dash bonus disk, and this remained their only visual appearance until 2022.

Who is Saint Elimine?

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Jake occasionally says this when someone drinks a hot beverage in a show or movie, and mumbles it to himself when given a hot beverage.

What is "Something Warm to Drink"?

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No! This Distinction Exists Completely For Us

What is Nay! The Honor is All Ours?