Jonah
What is his Pocket Constitution?
Ananya is Discord friends with this national circuit head
Bonus points for the correct Discord username of the person!
Who is David Hain?
Bonus Answer: soldierofpants
What are Liv's baked goods?
This is Keir's fit on a Saturday night in a hotel
What are doggy slides + jeans?
The username of Siena's spam account
What is RuskeBeforeDusk?
Jonah used this abominable purchase as his chaser (for water) at Glenbrooks this year
What is a Chocolate Cake Shake? (YUCK)
These are Ananya's two AP Physics tutors
Who are Jonah and Oceana?
This was the tournament that Liv had her first shot at.
What is Glenbrooks?
Keir has watched this round more times than anyone can count, and has it downloaded on his phone
What is 2025 NSDA Senate Finals?
This is the only person who laughs harder than Siena.
Who is Papa Ruske?
Who is Emily Lin?
Ananya was high in a hotel room to "help her teammates prep for finals" at this tournament.
What was the Barkley Forum 2025?
What is Princeton?
Keir, on multiple occasions, has mixed these two people's names up.
Who are Siena and Sonali?
Siena has gone clubbing with this circuit head multiple times.
Who is Hudson McBride?
This was Jonah's top artist in 2024
Who is Taylor Swift?
This newly-crowned coach was once Ananya's national circuit crush
Who is Ishaan Quazi?
Liv has beef with this national circuit head from Emory finals.
Keir was the only one in his grade to witness this iconic BxSci Congress event. (Hint: at TOC)
What is Oceana screaming at Chris for PO-champing at TOC?
Who is Ryon Jemail?
This is Jonah's boy, according to Jonah
Who is Ashwin Kishor?
Who is Tara?
Liv consistently beefs with this member of S/D leadership in 9th period
Who is Lili Sella?
When trying to buy drinks with Varun, Keir convinced the entire team that Varun was being attacked by a racist store owner at this tournament
What is TOC 2025?
Siena was caught leaving Big Bronx early due to this tragic event
What is Coffee-gate?