A Haiku With No Seasonal Words?
100

Asexual chat is for letter league because A is a letter

Me. Asexual chat.

200

mark that playlist name is terribly close to peak losercore playlist

Zach. Spit in my pit.

300

"I think a dead dove would be easier to eat and better for you"

Me. Pics.

400

DO NOT GO BALL FOR BALL WIT ME  I WILL MAKE YOURS BLUE SO FAST

Nashiloh. General.

500

My titsicles could pop both the eyes of sid the sloth in one pec pop

Jake. Rant.