Dumb Criminals
What near undisputable piece of Evidence should anyone want to avoid spilling on a crime scene
DNA
How likely are you to really pay something off if pay the debt off with borrowed money?
Not at all
This President made a bold statement about single mothers "struggling to put food on their family"
George Bush
How long should one expect a relationship with a prostitute to last?
The amount of time you paid for.
This major Company was the subject of a multi million dollar lawsuit involving spilled coffee
McDonalds
Who above all other people would you want to avoid doing a crime in front of?
The Police
What does the bank do with the money you deposit in your account (hint, it's where the interest comes from)
Give out loans
This president was quoted as saying he has been running for elections in 57 states (presumably because he wasn't born in any of them)
Barrack Obama
What's the one thing you want to avoid doing if you are running from a killer?
Falling over
What animal Rights group filed a copyright lawsuit for a monkey?
PETA
What Important detail needs to be accurate if you plan on counterfeiting money?
The presidents face
What timeframe can you expect someone to pay off a loan and it's interest if the amount of the payments is 4 or 5 times what they would have available to spend after paying their bills?
Never
this president said "The greatest gift is the ability to forget - to forget the bad things and focus on the good."
Joe Biden
How safe is it to assume that a person shooting at you is going to be a terrible marksman?
they might be but don't assume
A woman in California filed a lawsuit against Jelly Bean because she didn't know it contained what?
Sugar
Who is the last person on earth who will believe you if you pose as another person with their ID?
The person you are posing as.
What dollar amount should you expect to win from gambling; if you don't have a system like counting cards or something?
$0.00
On what platform did Sarah Palin say "Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'"
How many times a day can you expect to burst into song and have a crowd of strangers jump in and do pre rehearsed dance routines
0
A famous legal Precedent came about That forces homeowners to pay damages to people who are injured attempting to do what on someone's property
Burglarize
What sort of note should one avoid leaving a bank robbery
IOU
How many Businesses can you expect to just "eat the cost" when a new law is passed making it more expensive for them to run a business.
between 0 and a very small number
Who did Donald Trump say was going to pay for the Mexican Border wall
The Mexicans
What would have been the most logical first place to look for E.T. from the perspective of the aliens?
The last place they saw him i.e. Earth
in 1995 an Inmate tried to get money from state by suing what party for 5 million dollars
Himself