Jane-isms
A favorite song from 2016 went "meow meow, meow meow meow… do dododo dododo dododododo."
dododo dododo dododododo."What is "Middle" by DJ Snake?
In birth order, these are all of Jane's siblings.
Who are Pat, Tommy, Brian, and Kevin?
Jane prefers her chicken cut this way, and fought with this person about it.
What are strips, and who is Emma?
Jane is allergic to these 3 things.
What are raw carrots, celery, and cucumber?
This is Jane's best stroke.
What is backstroke?
Jane is feeling misty-eyed, but she'd say this instead.
What is "juicing"?
Jane received these as a birthday present on 4/1/04.
What are "the twins"?
This is where Jane and Johnny primarily shop.
What is Costco?
Jane spent spring break of her junior year in this destination, using this to get around.
What is a wheelchair at Disney World?
This was Jane's original major in college.
What is accounting?
Jane said something out of pocket, so this might be requested of her.
What is "taking a lap"?
These are all of Jane's family pets, including those who have passed.
Who are Emma, Rosie, Lola, Patches, Bord, and Beet?
This is Jane's favorite grocery store.
What is Zabar's?
Jane broke her tailbone doing this.
What is getting table-topped down the stairs by her brothers?
This retailer is the bane of Jane's existence.
What is Lord & Taylor?
___ _____ for ____ is a standard treat for a certain dog.
What is Ice Cubos for Dodi?
This was Patches' (RIP) impairment, and this is how she got it.
What is a bum paw from being carried by a hawk.
While making breakfast, the lid came off of a spice jar, creating this dish.
What is garlic eggs?
Jane had a parking permit freshman year of college (when freshmen weren't allowed to have cars) for this reason.
What is "pinky physical therapy"?
This is the kind of dog Jane wants.
What is a Newfoundland?
A certain friend's boyfriend might be called this (to his face) upon first introduction, for being 2 grades above us and volunteering with children.
What is "a pedophile"?
This is the name of Maria Curran's favorite wine.
What is Caymus?
If you're sick, Jane might prescribe you this remedy.
What is raw garlic?
A great way for Jane to lose the tip of her finger.
What is getting it run over by Pat in a toy car?
This is how Jane and Jonny met.
What is being introduced by Simone at a frat party junior year of college?