By the Numbers
This season, the Jantastic Jootball league featured 7 glorious teams. However, it featured 15 of these.
What are unique team names?
This curse-carrying 12th-round pick doomed Rachel’s season and probably broke Bo Nix’s ankle, but at least he scored 206 fantasy points and finished as the 20th-best RB!
Who is RJ Harvey?
This electric player only had 16 catches this season, but three of them were featured on the cover of the weekly wrap-up.
Who is Isaac TeSlaa?
Sure, this player scored the most fantasy points this season (416.6), but he also sacrificed the most teammates to the dark gods to preserve his health (true number unknown).
Who is Christian McCaffrey?
From Weeks 1 to 13, Brian’s team averaged 139.53 points per week, the highest in the league. In the middle of Week 14, though, this hostile act by Qat dropped him to 91.14 ppg for the rest of the season.
What is an Etsy Witch Curse?
The New York Jets’ Defense had a historically bad season, scoring only 32 fantasy points. This fellow 15th-round draft pick scored 320 more than that.
Who is Drake Maye?
This beignet-lover was one of only three players with a passing, a rushing, and a receiving touchdown this season.
Who is Jameis Winston?
Of the 7 players who scored more fantasy points than Drake Maye this season, four had names starting with this legendary letter.
What is J?
Having a good quarterback is key, and this season, starting QBs scored 1,953.66 fantasy points. They scored this many for each passing yard.
How many are 0.04?
With 16 rounds in the draft, kickers are often left waiting for a long time, but not in this league! The first kicker off the board was taken in this round.
What is the 6th round?
He may look covered, but trust me, this two-time cover athlete is wide open.
Who is Kayshon Boutte?
This player, drafted #1 overall, features in his fantasy team's name. And yet they're not named after him...
Who is Bijan Robinson?
Jonah’s league-winning team made 54 transactions this season, the most in the league. The average number of transactions for a team was 26.86. This team, meanwhile, made only 6.
What is Rachel's team?
CeeDee Lamb was drafted 2nd overall but only managed to score 200.9 points due to a multi-week injury. This other wide receiver was the highest-drafted player to fail to break 200.
Who is Malik Nabers?
This rookie said Aloha to the league in a big way, making the playoffs and winning Offensive Rookie of the Year.
Who is Tetairoa McMillan?
Only 43 NFL players have ever worn this number, but one of them finished 4th in fantasy scoring this season.
What is 0?
They say the best ability is availability, and nobody knows that better than this team. Across their 12 regular-season games, they lost a league-high 36 man-weeks to injuries and byes.
What is Amaan's team?
188 adds, drops, and trades were made this season, but this Eagles kicker, drafted 106th overall, stayed on Rachel’s team the whole season.
Who is Jake Elliott?
He is beauty, he is grace, he is 6'7" and 270 pounds in your face.
Who is Darnell Washington?
No matter what the AP voters try to tell you, this QB is NOT better than Drake Maye, and I know that because he scored 1.58 fewer fantasy points this season.
Who is Matthew Stafford?