Jaq to the Future
This is where Non was born.
What is Bernalillo?
This was meant to be Eric’s surname, instead of Jaquez
What is Young?
“Looks like someone’s got a flat tire”
Who is Jordan?
This is aunt Darc’s degree.
What is Early Childhood Development?
The summer of ‘69 is famous for Woodstock, the moon landing, and this person’s birth.
Who is Eric Jaquez?
This is the disease Teresa contracted while in college.
What is measles?
Name any one of Grandpa Donald’s sisters.
Who are Genevieve, Eleanor, Virginia, and Josephine?
“Dang, grandpa Donald! I haven’t seen you in forty years!”
Who is Gabe?
This is the suburb Andrew and Chelsea live in.
What is Nedlands?
This is Alyssa’s middle name.
What is Rae?
These are Grammy Beth’s sisters.
Who are Anne and Janey?
This person made Chelsea cry the first time they met.
Who is Uncle Bill?
“I’m not impressed with your kids.”
Who is Aunt Karisse?
This person was salutatorian.
Who is Teresa?
This is Uncle Bill’s birthday.
What is November 24, 1976?
On this holiday, Eric and Teresa moved into their first home.
What is Valentine’s Day?
Cousin Mica’s biological father used to be named Bernie. This is his new name.
What is Jessica?
“This reminds me of when I used to play games. Except we had tequila.”
Who is Grammy Michelle?
Eric has been to 8 European countries. Name at least 4 of them.
What is England Netherlands Germany Austria Yugoslavia Hungary Italy Greece?
This is the insect family a certain 3-year-old named while in preschool.
What is Tenebrionodae? (Emily)
Name at least 3 of Non’s step-sons.
Who are Dutch, Glenn, Joe, Butch, Brent, and Coonie?
This is what Robert Baca was infamous for.
What is eloping with his girlfriend’s 18-year-old daughter and having 4 children with her?
“I think he hurt his uterus” - this person said in regards to her injured brother
Who is Shirley Gomez?
This was Jordan’s first car.
What is a Toyota T100 truck?
Name the birth dates of Noah, Lennon, Margot, Shiloh, and Theo.
What is August 27th, 2022 (Noah), September 22nd, 2022 (Lennon), June 14th, 2024, January 28th, 2025 (Shiloh), and October 5th, 2025 (Theo)?